Yim Yum

[dogpuppy]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

[crashdavis]

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

[pukicho]

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

[pukicho]

What sort of beast do you see me as?

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[problemsleuth]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[swagophile]

i was flirting with a girl recently and i told her i "wanna take her to plapsburg" as a way to indicate i wanted to have sex and she just looked at me with this expression of like complete and total pity and i dont think ive ever felt more humiliated in my life

[clickrtrained]

that is so cool! if i were you i wouldhave not done that

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

[kazieka]

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

[stu-pidity-deactivated20220206]

Yes please show us the gamers

[kazieka]

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

[someoctober]

I love drawing cats

[kazieka]

OH MY GODDDDD

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clown-funeral]

[nocerealmilk]

[despazito]

It's so funny how the game store used to sell games the music store used to sell music and hot topic used to sell goffic accessories but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty fnaf soap of whatever

[milasmatcha]

[princessparakeet]

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

[hotvampireadjacent]

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

[princessparakeet]

[subaru-copilot]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: spoon containing Yoko Ono, who shrunk herself down to two inches so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure. She will pay handsomely for conveyance and protection while there

[maidthings]

winter as a cat must be crazy. "oh great this cunts gonna start using lightning strike on me all the time again"

[maidthings]

do you all not get dry as fuck during the winter?

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

static electricity doesn't exist in th metric system

[dogpuppy]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

im an empath which means i can feel how bad you wish you were me