i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls

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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
there’s just something about the word cock that makes me think of penis
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this is acgually a symptom of ADHD
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Do not scroll up. This makes mustard gas
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fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?
It's both a blessing and a curse that spiders go with every elemental typing. It means you never have to justify anything, but it also means you can never really play against type. A lightning tortoise is making a statement, but you can stick literally any prefix on a spider and it's just, okay, this might as well exist.
I dunno, I think some typings are more subversive than others.
Spiders go fairly well with two of the four classical elements: Earth, because they're creepy-crawly, and Wind, because spider webs have that wispy ephemeral aesthetic (and also because of ballooning). Water is a fresh approach, but still intuitive if you remember that some spiders do swim.
In terms of less orthodox elements, I think spiders go well with Nature/Plants/"Green" but can't articulate why. A Lightning Spider may as well happen - though you can make it more meaningful in a modern setting if you compare a power grid to a spider's web.
Spiders don't pair well with fire. If the memes are to be believed, it's their natural elemental nemesis. That said, I guess there's nothing fundamentally wrong with a Fire Spider. Same with Ice - I guess I can see it, but it's not their natural element.
That raises the question of which element is most natural to a spider, and the answer is simple. In the public view spiders are creepy, so they would most naturally belong to a creepy element - Darkness or Poison or Death, depending on what's available.
Therefore, I posit that for a spider to play against type, is has to be associated with a good, wholesome element. Light and Spirit are excellent choices, especially when they're the overarching "good" elements, because that frames spiders as pure and/or holy. In terms of popular narratives, a lightning tortoise is an oxymoron, whereas a Light Spider is a statement.
Light Spider
HAPPY PRIDE
Justice
You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form
Happy Pride everybody
(""""boys"""" in 2017 getting run over by ramunap red with their temur energy decks): ughhh i need blockers! and {E}!
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.
These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?
@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.
I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it
I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet
….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.
It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did
Guys 2014 is in two months