HIGHSCHOOL MANTID LOSER QUEEN

Watching the world from a distance, it occurred to me at last: I knew exactly what Chelsea had meant, with her Luddite ramblings about desaturated Humanity and the colorless interactions of virtual space. I'd known all along. I'd just never been able to see how it was any different from real life. - Peter Watts, Blindsight

[foxgirlchainsaw]

I'm Molly, or Laika, or Noelle, and I use it/she pronouns. I'm called many things; an obsessant, a scholar, a hipster, an oddity, a marxist-leninist, a transfeminist. I post original content infrequently at best, so enjoy it when it's there. I'm a purveyor of good webfiction, better visual novels, and ergodic literature, among myriad other things. You'll see this blog used mostly as an archive of things I like, some of which may be distasteful to you. If you want to avoid gore, when it seldom comes up, block the tag.

Mutuals can talk to me if they so desire; discord comes at request.

[antimasculist]

we need 2 normalize characters who dgaf about romance

[antimasculist]

sorry im literally so tired of everyone being shipped with someone can a guy not just chill

[antimasculist]

i want 2 say this isnt just about aro characters. im aro i love aro characters i love ace characters but this also is about allo characters. its normal and healthy and fine for alloromantic people to not be in romantic relationships and i wish media reflected that

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[lieutenant-sappho]

transition timeline

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

[animeniko]

[lea-knows-the-devil]

She then received a thorough squishing (SakiMutsu) by ng_suzuki3

[yorickless]

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[lunarlagomorph]

[sailor-arashi]

These are her most evil desires, btw.

Source

[markrosewater]

which was more successful: tarkir dragonstorm or wilds of eldraine?

I believe Lorwyn Eclipsed.

[squirrelstothenuts]

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[pickypicnic]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

[tittled]

grandma ate my fucking pizza

[meowzmoo]

Clocking into my 9 to 5 at the Yuri factory 💪💪💪

[alphyz]

This is so fucking funny