Procrastination Station

Bibi | Pan | 15 | Any pronouns. Naisu

[spac3witch]

Guy throwing the tree: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra.

“What is your problem?!?!?”: Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus.

[hetascanlations]

Hetalia The World Twinkle - Hetaween 

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[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[codeycakes-deactivated20161121]

This is beautiful. top notch quality content

[undercitytwerkteam]

me: touches cat

cat: does the prrrrp noise

me:

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[lacett]

cleaned up and colored a notebook drawing

[keaneries]

every dog owner’s worst nightmare

[surprisebitch]

finally someone said it

[turtle-32]

court jk

[skygenders]

Dogs and Tumblr

[themarinecathedral]

Sailor Moon Crystal S3 Title Cards

[toodank]

[thx]

[natural-magics]

if we're friends or even just mutuals on here:

just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I don’t care about you

I send happy thoughts and good energy your way

I’m bad at expressing these things a lot of the time

communication just takes a lot out of me sometimes (so I end up being pretty slow to reply to messages/texts/etc)

I read your posts and updates

I care about the stories/poems you write, the jewelry you make and/or the art you create

I hope the best for you

I care about you and I think you’re awesome

[red-panda-tea]

warmup francis <3

[shinobukaka]

Best show of the season

[friendlyplantbeing]

@redpilledbyvelt

[niuniente]

Aggressive Retsuko trailer is now with subs!

[mangafascination]

[inanimatedan]

Ghost-types are definitely my favorite.