Tani ♪☁︎

★ anime • aesthetics • memes • trash ★ ☆ female • demi • gemini • nerd • shorty • powerful kitten ☆

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[nitewrighter]

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

[nineprotons]

“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”

[gentlemanbones]

“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”

“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[potatoccalon-deactivated2018101]

when you gotta protect your kitty cat bf from his scary fans (or JJ)

[x]

[liasangria]

this year has been like living in the last harry potter book.

everyone fucking dies

everything is bleak and terrible

[roachpatrol]

if we all wake up in 2017 in a heterosexual marriage with three kids named after my dead parents i am going to flip SUCH a bitch

[yuridavai]

Tfw Yuuri is extra diva in the english dub and Victor is extra whipped

[vikthot]

yuuri, in japanese: take me sight seeing c: yuuri, in english: I DID NOT FLY MY ASS ALL THE WAY OVER HERE FOR YOU TO TELL ME TO TAKE IT EASY YOU FUCKING TAKE IT EASY ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ME OUT OR DO I HAVE TO TAKE 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 OUT 👊🏼

[borderline--peridot]

me, dramatically sprawled out on the floor, eyeliner dripping: no one loves me… I deserve death

me, approximately 5 seconds later, on a skateboard with a caprisun and sunglasses: lmao that was wild anyway anyone wanna give me attention?

[studiofruke]

few things this year have made me as genuinely happy as Yuri on Ice has and I’m just so glad to have such a positive show in my life now 😭

[siriusold-deactivated20181013]

i can’t wait to stay up until midnight on new years eve so i can watch 2016 die

[sukebanfactory]

[smartass-stripper]

Omg my heart

[w4stey]

wtf kind of dog is this

[diavolouna]

High res phone backgrounds for all of you stuck in idol hell!

Feel free to use however you want 

[westernlariat]

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

[overshareanonymous-blog]

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

[leporidsandphalluses-deactivate]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS A FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

[thewindsatyourback]

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

[oscaroolong]

grEHy

[bamspeach]

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

[nuggetlesschild-deactivated2019]

grG’DAYMATEy

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[micdotcom]

Muslims protect Christians in Kenya bus attack

According to the BBC, gunmen ambushed a bus in Kenya, attempting to divide those on board based on religion. However, the Muslim passengers reportedly refused to split. More information on the deadly attack and act of bravery.

[pixiesstolemyapples]

this will get the minimum amount of news coverage in the states and this makes me sad

[cassywinchestertheangel-deactiv]

REBLOG ALL YOU CAN GUYS. IF THE MEDIA DOESN’T WANT TO SPREAD THIS NEWS THEN LET’S DO IT FOR THEM.

[saiyanprince541]

😍

[athelind]

Signal boost.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

cuddling fairy wrens

reblog if u agree

[thatsthat24]

That Glimmer of Hope ✨

[wwinterweb]

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