I’m Mister and these are my Wives

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[inkbagel]

new meet the artist cause i’m an adult :)

support me on kofi!

[the-rat12]

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

[inkbagel]

i loveee deltarune

[bluemuffin-draws]

Eva Strapp or whatever

[fern--theplant]

i can't believe berdly literally references this lmao

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[j3nbug]

Who up projecting they hail mary

[demelly]

ohhh how the night changes....

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[cryptotheism]

Me, two glasses of wine in: "yeah so here's an in depth conversation about my identity as a nonbinary person, and my struggles with transphobia in 2023"

Median Center-Right American Dude at the party, also two drinks in: "Damn that's crazy, I never thought of it like that. Man, I'm sorry you gotta deal with this shit."

Me: "Ahh it's alright. I deal."

Random Guy: "People should just chill tf out."

Me: "Damn right"

[cryptotheism]

Random Guy: "So if you're non binary, and, sorry if this is offensive but I don't know the right words here. Like, is it cross dressing for you if you wear a skirt?"

Me: "Its- hm. Huh. I have no idea."

[cryptotheism]

Guy: "It must have been nice to go to school with other trans people. Like, you must've felt safe."

Me: "No actually it was the opposite. It just made me even more upset and confused. I didn't know what being non-binary was. I saw people that transitioned from one gender to the other and knew I wasn't that. It took me a long time to figure this shit out."

Guy: "man that sounds rough. No wonder you guys are upset all this time this sounds painful."

Me: "Well, it sucks until it suddenly doesn't. It sucks and then it rules hard."

Guy: "so It's like working out."

Me: [both of us are now nodding wisely] "it's like working out."

[cryptotheism]

Guy who has only ever played undertale seeing a skeleton for the first time: "holy shit"

[stitch-n]

“My escapism is better than your escapism!!!”

[m4g0hun]

guys don't worry she saved them

[dankxsinatra]

Where's his Oscar?

[flareyn]

WHO'S READY FOR ARTFIGHT ‼️‼️💥

Check out my artfight!

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense