A Unicorn-Demigod

"So take me back when I was unafraid just like a thief"

[demigod-unicorn]

me perdi tanto na vida que uns 8 anos depois tive que voltar no tumblr pra reclamar disso

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[coffeeastronaut]

thank you to everyone who hasnt unfollowed me while i act like a possessed 15 year old from 2012. its just so fucking funny.

[wrenhavenriver]

tumblr’s collective composure was hanging on by a single fucking thread and it was supernatural of all things that got out the scissors 

[captain-lonagan]

is anyone surprised

[randomfandomshitpost]

do they still do it? does the supernatural fandom still have gif to offer in this trying times?

[katyaenthusiast-deactivated2024]

SPN Fandom! Do you still have a gif to offer us?

I shall chant.

Supernatural

Supernatural

Supernatural

[visions-of-fantasy]

Ask and you shall receive

[what-even-is-thiss]

Supernatural gif!! The prodigal son returns!!!

[clarkegriffins]

Happiness isn’t in the having. It’s in just being. It’s in just saying it.

[michaeldean]

15x11 - The Gamblers

[misspanicdead]

The real mvp of 15x11 is the fbi agent who called cas about jack. Shout out to you my dude

[7faerielights]

‪Oh my god the way he looked at Cas to make sure it was true. ‬

[demigod-unicorn]

Pão de Mel - 13. Amor (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/FRou1DcDx3 As coisas nunca foram fáceis para Guilherme. Para a maioria das pessoas, ele é só o típico adolescente revoltado que não liga pra nada. Na verdade, poucas coisas importam realmente em sua vida: sua sobrinha, Mel, e seu papel em lutas ilegais que ele mesmo organiza. E é por causa de um mal entendido com esse último que Guilherme se vê preso a uma comissão fútil de formatura e, pior ainda, à diretora da comissão, Laura. A garota achou que seus grandes planos para a festa estavam arruinados, mas descobriu que Guilherme podia ser doce mesmo quando o assunto não tem nada a ver com a venda pães de mel.

[demigod-unicorn]

Pão de Mel - 12. São João (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/qELHoTNGU2 As coisas nunca foram fáceis para Guilherme. Para a maioria das pessoas, ele é só o típico adolescente revoltado que não liga pra nada. Na verdade, poucas coisas importam realmente em sua vida: sua sobrinha, Mel, e seu papel em lutas ilegais que ele mesmo organiza. E é por causa de um mal entendido com esse último que Guilherme se vê preso a uma comissão fútil de formatura e, pior ainda, à diretora da comissão, Laura. A garota achou que seus grandes planos para a festa estavam arruinados, mas descobriu que Guilherme podia ser doce mesmo quando o assunto não tem nada a ver com a venda pães de mel.

[theselectionselectioners]

Waiting for your own Maxon Schreave like

[demonic-mnemonic]

Sometimes I just sit and think about how Aziraphale and Crowley spent several years giving some ordinary human kid THE weirdest possible upbringing of all time.

[ariaste]

uhhhhhhh fic of Warlock as an adult where he mentions things offhandedly in therapy sometimes and his therapist is EXTREMELYY???????? CONFUSED????????????

[cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120]

Warlock: Yeah, when I was a kid it always seemed like the adults around me were trying to use me for their own reasons. My Dad had his Super Macho, American Man thing he was trying to project on me and I think Mom was trying to use me to get back at him in some way because she felt neglected…

Therapist: That sounds frustrating.

Warlock: God, you have no idea. And then there was my Nanny and the gardener.

Therapist: Did you have close relationships with them?

Warlock: Yeah, I loved them, but it was always “Warlock, you must love and respect all of God’s creatures and only use your power for good, don’t listen to Nanny, blah blah” and then Nanny would be all “Warlock, all creatures exist only to be ground under your heel, all the powers of Hell are at your disposal”.

Therapist: …

Warlock: I caught them making out in the pantry once, it was really jarring. 

[sanctuary-for-strange-people]

When you are furious but you want some cuddles

[effyeffa]

what kind of menimist move nick omg

[wadey-wilson]

It’s no secret that I’m not very good at Instagram.

[brutamente-meiga]

[milkywhoreos]

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

[shiraglassman]

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice