kiera / fey

[demigodwizardtribute]

The fact that I am amazing is straight up amazing.

Leo Valdez, at some point

[sierice]

Apollo, near tears: Please, Meg, I don’t speak meme! I don’t know what a ‘yeet’ is!

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Shameful Apollo…

[dracomysthical]

No but imagine:

Connor, stealing weapons from monsters in battle: Yoink, yoink, yoink -

Apollo: What did you just

Sherman: THIS BITCH EMPTY *throwing monster into a boulder* YEET!

Apollo: Wha

Harley, revving up his greek fire glame thrower: I HAVE THE POWER OF GODS AND ANIME ON MY SIDE-

Apollo, screaming: YOU’RE CORRECT BUT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Will: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

[wannabewachter]

Nico: I don’t have money for chicken nugget

Apollo: Doesn’t the camp feed you????

[sierice]

Nico: The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness *cue sad music*

Apollo: I’m?? The god of light?? And I’m faster than you??

[dracomysthical]

Meg: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENSSS

Grover: Meg, those are strixes!

Apollo, trying not to get impaled, screaming: THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE CHICKENS

[sierice]

Harley: You’re 4000+ years old? Lmao boomer

Apollo, sobbing: THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME SOMEONE’S TOLD ME THAT IN THE PAST HALF HOUR PLEASE WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Chiron and Dionysus, having to deal with being called a boomer every day by the campers: Welcome to the club

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Rachel: THAT’S POGGERS!!!!!!

Meg: POGCHAMP!!! POG!! POGGERS!!! POG!!!!

Lester: *crying*

[dracomysthical]

Nico: Someone stole my jacket

Kayla: *raising a hand* I think Connor is sus

Will: Connor is definitely sus

Apollo: … -picious? Right? Suspicious?

[sierice]

Nico before shadow travelling: Bravo Six, going dark

Will, Meg and Rachel: YEAHHHHHH

Apollo: Why do I even bother trying to understand you people

[dracomysthical]

Nico: If I had a drachma for every time I wasn’t cool… I’d have NO DRACHMAS *throws Mythomagic cards in Apollo’s face*

Apollo, with an Artemis card (4000 attack power) stuck in his hair: i’m very uncool so i can’t relate but also… do you… need drachamas…

[sierice]

Meg: Hey guys do you know what day it is? 

*puts on frog hat*

Meg: It’s Wednesday my dudes

The whole camp: *erupts into shouting and chaos*

Apollo: Well then! What’s happening today that’s so special? Capture the flag? Is that why everyone’s so excited? Well I don’t remember hearing anything about capture the flag- wait why is everyone talking about frogs wait what

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Frank: *Pours lemons out of cereal box into bowl*

Apollo: Wait how is that possible?? That was a new pack!!

Frank: Well! When life gives you lemons

Apollo: WHERE IS THAT PIANO MUSIC COMING FROM??

[dracomysthical]

Leo: *gets stabbed*

Leo:

Leo: mmm whatcha saaaay -

Apollo: *running towards him with medical powers at the ready* IS NOW SERIOUSLY THE TIME FOR SONG

[sierice]

Apollo: *comes from Olympus to talk to his friends*

Leo: Whomst has summoned the ancient one

Apollo, through tears: PLEASE IM NOT THAT OLD I’M ONLY 4612 YEARS OLD

[dracomysthical]

Connor, pointing at Will and Nico sitting at the Apollo table: And they were tablemates

Leo: and they were tablemaaaaates

Apollo, for once not realizing something weird was going on: Yes, and that is very cute of them

[sierice]

Percy: *goes to the lake* Oh panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Apollo: Wha- Who are you-

Annabeth: Shhh let him talk 

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

🎶Bring the beat in🎶

Leo: *offering a beetroot*

Leo: Anything for you Beyoncé

Apollo: Leo????!!!!!! SHE SAID ‘B-E-A-T’ and WheRe dId YoU geT tHaT fRoM???!!!

[that-awkward-introvert-deactiva]

Leo: *Making tacos* you know this boys got his free taco bell

Piper: *Shoves him over*

Apollo: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!? ALSO!!! WE’RE NOT AT TACO BELL!!!

Nico: Y'all ugly *shadowtravels*

Apollo: WAIT I STILL NEED YOU ON MY QUEST!! HELP NICO!!!!

Chirons: actions have consequences Apollo

Leo, Meg and Will collectively: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOU ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

Apollo: *Blink Blink*

[dracomysthical]

Will, holding a loaded slingshot, narrowing his eyes: I saw you hanging out with Percy yesterday

Nico, deadpan: Will, it’s not what you think-

Will: I won’t hesitate, bitch *nails Nico in the chest with a pevvle*

Apollo, genuinely shocked: Will Solace! Who taught you to speak to your boyfriend like that?!

[sierice]

Apollo: Hey can I have some of your fries?

Meg: *gives a singular fry*

Meg: I too, am extraordinarily humble

Everyone: 😔✊

Apollo: You just gave a one fry wha-

[cookie-rambles]

Apollo *after getting back godhood*: you fuckaroni how dare u send me in and out at all the wrong times i wanna see my friendos! Ur cringe!

Zeus: *confused* …. Huh?

[dracomysthical]

Meg: You need to eat more vegetables

Apollo, bewildered: I do?

Meg: *hands him an avocado* Have a fre sha voca do

Apollo:

Apollo: … What language was that unholy curse you just uttered from your mouth

[sierice]

Nico storming up to Will: WILLIAM ANDREW SOLACE YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

Meg: Uh oh I hear boss music coming up

Apollo: *checking Meg for any concussions* I don’t hear anything…? Meg are you alright? You sure you’re not hearing things? That’s it I’m taking you to the infirmary you should not be hearing boss music, whatever THAT means

[thequeenofthesheep]

Meg: I’m in me mums car vroom vroom

Nico: Get out me car

Meg: Awww

Apollo: WHAT THE FUCK??? THATS MY SUN CHARIOT??? ITS NOT A CAR AND ITS DEFINITELY NOT NICO’S??? WHAT ON EARTH MEG???

[dracomysthical]

Totally Friendly Mortal Employee: Welcome to Applebees, would you like the apples or the bees

Rachel: Oh no

Will: Dad, don’t-

Apollo: Bees??

Totally Friendly Mortal Employee: *rips off disguise to reveal Aristaeus, the Greek god of cheese and bees* Hi, Dad! HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES

Meg: *bursts out of the back closet chased by a swarm of bees and aggressively shaking a jar of bees*

Apollo: WHAT IN GODS’ NAME-

[sierice]

Meg: *sees a cross of light on the ground* GUUUUYS GET OUT OF THE WAY

Meg: ITS THE LOOOOORDDD

Apollo, behind here: Uh- I’m actually here- wait a second since when did YOU of all people call ME lord?

[dracomysthical]

Leo: *drops his screwdriver under the sofa*

Leo: This is so sad

Leo: Festus, play despacito

Apollo, as the speakers in Festus’s mouth starts playing music: What happened? What warranted - This isn’t even a sad song, what is this? Despacito??

Lit, equally clueless: What’s happening? Are we under attack?

Calypso, who has experienced this twice already: VALDEZ, TURN THAT OFF

[sierice]

Kayla: He’s such a snake

Austin: *zigzags by while lying down on a skateboard*

Apollo, fumbling for his bow and arrow: S-SNAKE? WHERES THE SNAKE DON’T WORRY KAYLA DAD’S COMING TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE SNAKE

[rosie-kairi]

*The gang is driving somewhere together*

Meg: *sees a sign* Road work ahead?

Everyone else in perfect synch: Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

Apollo, fearing for his life:

[citygirlinschool]

Okay but like why is Nico in on the humor? Did they make him a man of culture, already?

I don’t need sleep, I need answers anyways.

[sierice]

One year (BOO-TON) is a long time for some meme lessons 👌

[pebblesinacoat]

Lester: *sings a song* Camp Jupiter: SHEEEEEEEEEESHHHH

Lester: *Confusion* that was a song about Jason dying

Camp Jupiter: not pog

[demigodwizardtribute]

jason and percy: two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay!

apollo: um?? even if you’re not gay you can be-

leo and nico: STOP YOU’RE SPOILING THE RECORDING 

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Nico pointing at a vending machine: I love these. They’re like little apartment buildings. And when you hit the right numbers, the occupant leaps to their death! And then you have a snack!

Will: You don’t get out much do you?

[demigodwizardtribute]

PLS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I STAN THIS

[earachne]

Reblog if you are a safe person to talk to

You can message me or send me an anon anytime, ill listen! Even if you just want to come and talk about your life or your worries, ill be there.

[prodigy-productions]

Bop

[situationallyintelligent]

beep

[primordialsoupy-deactivated2024]

Boop 

[maybeimamuppet]

yeeha

[aqua-girl-4-ever-deactivated202]

If you want a friend

Doesn’t matter when

Anything you need, that’s what I’ll be

You can come to me <3

[demigodwizardtribute]

boopie

[wadefeltonism-deactivated202106]

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

[mohawkmama]

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

[thiccdaddy-mbaku]

put this on all 3 of my blogs

[demigodwizardtribute]

well this is such a true thing

[demigodwizardtribute]

the dam snackbar.

*19 years later*

percy and annabeth’s daughter: MOM! DAD! YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND!!

thalia and reyna’s son: WE FOUND A DAM SNACKBAR

grover, percy, and thalia: *tearing up*

annabeth: 

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Leo: So what do you do if you get attacked and you don’t have a sword?

Nico: I always have a sword with me

Leo: Even in the shower?

Nico: Yes, that’s where I keep my shower sword

Said shower sword:

[demigodwizardtribute]

everyone else: NICO THATS A LOOFAH

nico: *starts hitting percy with said sHoWeR sWoRd*

percy: OH, MIGHTY SHOWER SWORD, FORGIVE ME-

[thisdamfan]

Will: i love you

Nico: *staring at the floor while his mind short circuits* that was unexpected.

[demigodwizardtribute]

percy and jason: *secretly hiding recording it all*

piper and leo: and this, my people, is why gAY PEOPLE ARE MUCH BETTER

[demigodwizardtribute]

If I'm gonna burn, I might as well burn bright.

Frank Zhang