[jaspydunx]

Princess Peach learns about Ozempic

[emirkocturk]

Bazen öylece rüzgarın ahengine dalar insan. silkeleyip dururken yemyeşil çimenleri..

A momentary breeze..

[pukicho]

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

[firel-makes-music]

Who asked

[pukicho]

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

[milksshrimp]

gold

[cannibalchicken]

[sm-baby]

giving u $5 in exchange for the promise of a tbh who says sth like "i promise i am eating a real meal" (so that i can send it to friends who r worried about my eating habits lol)

FEED

[atalana]

@salamanderapocalypse

[antidisneyinc]

Guillermo del Toro Says “We Have to Rescue” Studio Animation From “Emoji-Style Behavior”

While Guillermo del Toro continues prep work on his forthcoming live-action feature Frankenstein for Netflix, with Andrew Garfield, Oscar Is

finally a descriptor for whatever the fuck american animation studios have been doing for years

[radio-charlie]

[pukicho]

taking a shower in the morning is crazy, u go to bed stinky, you little shit? 

[pukicho]

i need mad dick rn

Why is he mad

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pukicho]

now that reddit has gone to shit and like half their users are protesting, how do you react to the idea that more creditors might spend their time on tumblr?

all websites fall but tumblr, like a cockroach, still stands

[d0gm0t1f]

cockroaches crawl, idiot

[pukicho]

burn this fucking site to the ground

[pukicho]

why don't you have any checkmarks?

Because that is false authority. I have real authority which is to say I am loud and asshole.

[pukicho]

I ain’t clicking that shit motherfucker

[justsomeguycore]

2023

LOCATE THE WHIMSY

IF NONE, CREATE THE WHIMSY

MAINTAIN THE WHIMSY

[headspace-hotel]

the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"

[a-gay-catgirl]

staying up late: hehe

waking up tired as fuck: not hehe

[magicgirlboss]

i have two sides

[papabay]

“Link, I heard a girl’s voice call out to me when I fell. It felt oddly familiar..” “…”