Purveyor of Sanji Whump

This is a sideblog or my one piece shenanigans! --- 30s. NSFW. Questionable tastes in fiction. --- I don't tag things -- https://archiveofourown.org/users/DamianFinch

[evil-cactus]

[ironduuude]

pose studies with my babygirl

[abilusanji]

I can't believe Sanji killed Frankys dad in the dark timeline of obelisk.

[bubba-luz]

[louizee-ly-yours]

Later that night :

Thinking about flexibility

[clytemnestraaa]

grabbing the ao3 authors by their plump rosy little cheeks… being sexually submissive… does not make a person literally anything. not more or less powerful, or more or less competent, or more or less gendered, or more or less capable of abuse, or more or less innocent, or more or less mature, or more or less adult, or more or less violent, or more or less intelligent, or more or less responsible, or more or less any single thing on the planet. there is no correlation. please. please. for the love of god.

[sniperisland]

just checking :)

[loopeyfluff]

@saraisanamazingcow

@originalweird

u guys have GOT to see this...

[inthestarsisyourhome]

sorry, man, off-leash hours are from 2-4pm only :/

this was just a v rough silly lil test for a bunch of layer settings & random things i’ve been playing with, hehe 💕 keeping it here so i can come back & redo the idea properly one day, maybe!!

ok ok back to the writing grindstone >:3

[lasciviousliii]

aw hell yeah cross guild wip

[secondstar-acorn]

absolutely hilarious of me to be getting into one piece for the first time via the live action. saw s2 and went “this is so great!! sanji and zoro seem a little gay to me, I wonder if anyone else—

oh.”

[frogfromfunkytown]

I finally gathered the strength to open up my old sketches. In theory, these are sketches for 2024, maybe something from 2023. That's why most of them are just ugly, I chose the most decent ones.

Posting this is still a challenge, but I'm trying to fight my nervousness, so let's consider this part of the exercise.

If I remember correctly, I posted this picture on Twitter. I doubt you've come across this, but I'll just clarify that this is my profile and Ufir is my other nickname. Some of my profiles under this nickname are a bit abandoned.

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[lazy-universes]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

[zapfish-juice]

Saw a pic from the live action with so much aura I jumped ten feet in the air and then did this in one sitting

[spirit-whump]

You want to hurt that character because you hate them. I want to hurt that character because I love them. We are not the same.

[rocknpebbles]

positivity post 😁😁!!!!

[themetalhiro]

Out for the night

[memorycycle]

*reels it in* aw yea this fish must be like 12 pounds. i cant wait to catch another one *feels around in my empty worm can* hmm *looks at my buddy steve napping with his hat over his eyes and his penis hanging out in the sun* *notices his penis* *notices the shape of it* *looks at my empty can that used to have worms in it* *looks back at his penis* *looks at him sleeping* *looks at the hook on my line* *looks back at his penis*