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Fire Emblem side blog but mostly 3H (find me on main @xiao-X140 and @8bit-suffering for gen video games)

[avakkins-restored]

FE3H

[ginnungagay]

gremory???? dimitri for a curiouscat

[burasto]

Just realized I forgot to post this other yellow drawing. Seteth is one of my favorite characters of FE3H, so I’m glad someone suggested him ♥

[bro-im-tired]

Caspar: Y'all think lava would taste spicy?

Ferdinand: Please don't eat lava

Hubert: Eat it and let us know

Linhardt: Actually, since it's made of molten rock, it would probably taste very dusty and bland

Caspar: Thank you so much Linhardt you understand me like no one else

[undead-cypress]

Why is medieval Quebec so funny

[lochnessies]

i have said what i said

[shadowednavi]

This shitpost is brought to you by the letters RNG, because somehow linhardt ended up with the highest defense stat out of everyone on my team

[marcell-arts]

claude’s prediction…

[mittelfrank-divas]

Listen I love Suave Possibly-a-Vampire Assassin Hubert as much as the next person, but we as a fandom must never forget that pre-time skip Hubert is a huge fucking nerd-ass loser. Pre-time skip Hubert radiates so much “edgy poorly socialized homeschooled kid” energy that it is blinding. It is so painfully obvious that he’s had 1.5 friends his entire life and all of them have been younger than him. 

This gangly, grungy-haired goth dude who is awkwardly too old for his peers and thinks laughing ominously all the time will make people take him seriously. “What if the archbishop just straight-up died wouldn’t that be shocking lmao just kidding did I scare you?” He loves board games, but he gets freaked out if anybody else realizes that he loves board games. He secretly wants to be a pegasus knight but he’s afraid of heights. He’s such an awkward nerd. 

While Ferdinand was out there with Constance being crowned king and queen of Nobility Prom, Hubert was practicing his sinister laugh in the mirror alone in his room. 

There is a reason he gets along so well with Bernadetta. In the high school AU I will never write, they would be the only two members of their anime club. They’d research poisonous plants together and she’d draw him pictures of his dark pegasus rider OC that he’d keep in a secret binder and never show anyone else. 

Hubert thinks threatening a teacher who is also a famous mercenary is not only a smart tactic, but one that could work. Hubert is so proud of the fact that he’s scheming against the church that he’s practically walking around with a sign that says I Have Many Dark Secrets and he desperately hopes somebody will ask him about them.

What an absolute loser. I love him.

[viria]

just…mercenary things:“)

[demon-lord-bleh]

Edelgard: Wait do Faerghesean people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Dimitri: Yup. I'm sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Edelgard: Wait so you just go up to your friends and be like "Hello friend."

Dimitri: we use names

Felix: in some regions it is customary to greet our friends with affectionate petnames like "motherfucker"

[demon-lord-bleh]

Professor Byleth: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Students: my what now

(source: bpdjanedoe)

[demon-lord-bleh]

Sylvain: if you cheat on ya girl once a month that's only 12/365 days… you still 97% faithful. That's an A+

Ingrid: Actually, if you ever read the syllabus, getting caught cheating results in an automatic 0%

[demon-lord-bleh]

Dimitri: 9 hours of studying and I can't remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there's that

Edelgard & Claude: the hell kind of classes are you taking?

Dimitri: I'm in Professor Byleth's class, our slogan is "can't run fast enough to be a serial killer so I'll just help the Knights of Seiros catch them"

[demon-lord-bleh]

Caspar: Aren't you supposed to be babysitting Ferdinand?

Linhardt: He's over there, dazzling some psychologists.

Ferdinand: All men are at least 30% attracted to me.

Ferdinand: My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me.

Ferdinand: At any given moment, I'm thinking of one thing,

Ferdinand: Claude von Reigan hunkered over, eating dog food.

Ferdinand: I think I'm the Paris of people.

Ferdinand: I'm exquisite.

(source: Brooklyn 99)

[tibby-art]

[blamedorange]

there was this game my childhood friends and i had where we dare each other to kick something.....then if the person decides to kick it they have to say “ugh”