just here for the birds

really enthusiastic about pancakes

[timothyolyphant]

it’s about the ✨hands✨

[debelice]

[themarshalstale]

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT

Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger

[infiniteoreos]

i can fix him *traumatizes him*

[variegated-fairywren]

parents when their kids exhibit symptoms of neurodivergency 

[filmtvdaily]

THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH (1976) - dir. Nicolas Roeg

[timothyolyphant]

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT: Chapter 6

[everythingfox]

Happy hour

(via)

[antifainternational]

Stand up to fascists. Never let them have the streets.

[sobadpink]

For those who don’t know, Canada implicated a mandatory vaccine mandate for international truckers, and although 90% of truckers across the country are already vaccinated, the 10% who refuse decided to start a “freedom convoy.” It’s quickly become an alt-right circus.

photos from Ottawa, though I’ve seen plenty confederate and “SS” flags in Vancouver over the weekend. Super cool bonus as a Jewish person to know I’m in proximity to these people

[sobadpink]

Okay so the people drumming with ceremonial drums and chanting in Ottowa seen here, are Pretendians:

Are these people:

We have a massive socio-political issue in Canada that not many people are even aware of (even inside the country) where thousands of white European heritage Canadians are claiming First Nations / Indigenous status. The largest one is the Qalipu, who claim to be part of the Mi’kmaq band of east coast canada, where in a matter of months, tens of thousands of non-indigenous Canadians filed to be represented by this entirely fake group. Because Canada is a wimp ass country with an idiot govt, they allow these people to get away with it- and that means Pretendians are getting govt grants, educational benefits, unregulated hunting / fishing, and other resources intended for the actual natives who need it. Worse, they sell land that is not theirs, and get money from private oil and forestry companies for “representing indigenous cooperation.”

Another thing these fakers get to do is show up to alt-right rallies and get into media opportunities that make it seem that actual indigenous people are supportive of these conservative protests (while literally chanting “tabby dabba doo” and ululating like a “s*vage”in bad 1940s western film). Pretendians are exceptionally racist and anti-indigenous white larpers who have found the greatest loophole in Canada’s system.

[jayswing101]

Adding on as someone who lives here - residents in and near downtown haven’t had a moment of peace since the truckers started arriving Friday.

There’s constant honking and yelling. People trying to get to work or buy food get harrassed for wearing masks. POC residents get racial slurs thrown at them too, as if the mask harrassment wasn’t enough. Local businesses? Many of them have had to close to protect their staff or severely restrict their hours. Rideau Centre, one of the largest malls in the city, has been closed since Saturday January 29th - which is surreal because this mall stays open on 90% of holidays. It almost never closes.

And there’s no sign of this coming to an end. There’s rumours more people will come in support of the convoy this weekend. So many residents can’t leave their homes or don’t feel safe to go out. Where’s the freedom in that?

Everyone likes to joke that Ottawa is nothing but a government town. But there’s real people living here too! There’s actual people living and working and playing here, it’s not just an empty city, void of everything except government officials. But we live here, this is our home, and it’s uninhabitable at the moment.

This trucker convoy is a white supremacist group. The only freedom they’re advocating for is their own, at the cost of everyone else. You can see that by the flags they wave and the way they treat the places they’re occupying.

I wish I could say there was something people could do to help, but. The best would probably be to spread as much as possible what’s going on. Maybe international pressure will get officials to do something, because public outcry here isn’t.

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[vaiitrii-deactivated20210105]

“You dropped your dick man”

[jackscarab]

“ The truck rolls over on the Hanshin Expressway Loop Line, completely blocking the lane. “

[cipheramnesia]

Glad that I’ll be notified of every Evergreen shipping mishap until the end of time.

[antiloquist]

“if I had to see this, so do you,” is the truest form of love between friends

[thejoyofdeduction]

whenever i want to read a sherlock holmes story i usually just google “[title] pdf” and open the top result. when i was about to do that just now, the story opened up in COMIC SANS??? this is the most cursed thing ever

[thejoyofdeduction]

this is going to be the thing that breaks me. i simply can’t with this

[mycosprite]

Honey Fungus Armillaria mellea

[pennaraptor]

shiny man. shiny man . man of shapes

[nationwidedornermoment]

Hello?

[buddhawithoutorgans]

Her nips were frightened away

[naturalscienceforweirdos]

What’s not clicking

[quasi-normalcy]

I need a complete list of your traumas, plus a genealogy going back at last five generations indicating the racial origins of all of your ancestors, plus essays on your personal relationships to religion, ethnicity, gender and sexuality before I can determine whether you're allowed to create this art. Until the paperwork is submitted, I'm just going to put you down as "Provisionally Problematic and Probably Appropriative". Please enjoy your complementary harassment while waiting for a judgement.

[quasi-normalcy]

Processing times are currently about five years. Please Remain Patient.

[quasi-normalcy]

"Ooh, I'm sorry; your ancestors' racial origins need to be listed in modern American terminology. Please resubmit. Until then, I'm downgrading your status to 'Tried to Make Excuses Rather Than Just APOLOGIZE'"

[quasi-normalcy]

I'm sorry, that apology has been judged Insincere. What do you mean "why"? You didn't even address the substance of your wrongdoing. "What wrongdoing"? Sir, I cannot help you if you're going to play such games. Please go to the end of the line. NEXT!

[quasi-normalcy]

Ah, I see that you've completed your trauma essays. Capital. Please report to those stocks over there while the Bailiff reads them out to the mob with customary scorn and ridicule. NEXT!

[quasi-normalcy]

Right; so our review shows that you actually are a member of the marginalised community to which this art pertains. I therefore sentence you to hear people say: "You don't speak for ALL members of this community!" for the rest of your natural life.

[quasi-normalcy]

It really is quite simple, I don't know why you're making this so complicated. Just confess your sins, promise to do better and ask for absolution--No, it has absolutely nothing to do with Catholicism, what are you talking about? And actually, a great many of the people here have Catholics amongst their oppressor classes, so it's pretty problematic for you to draw that parallel--Well! There's simply no call for that kind of language! Back of the fucking line! NEXT!

[effemimaniac]

it's kind of unbelievable how common it is for people on this site to receive anonymous misinformation intended as slander, do nothing to factcheck it, publish it, then thank the anonymous individual that conveyed it to them. you don't even need the FBI to tear apart communities and ostrasize individuals on this site when cointelpro tactics are basically considered an ethical imperative by a frightening number of people here.