finest first officer in the fleet
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

No title available
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi

JBB: An Artblog!

titsay
Acquired Stardust
todays bird
🪼

⁂
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin

Product Placement
RMH

pixel skylines
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
No title available
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from India

seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Argentina

seen from Italy

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Qatar
seen from United States

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
@tealdearest
finest first officer in the fleet
POV: You are Captain James T. Kirk
opens my jaw real wide and does this to u
Project Hail Mary (2026)
That's how she got him
my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
doodled some farcille bc i couldn't sleep
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
Where is my Project Hail Mary Spones remix where Bones is Grace the reluctant biologist shot into space against his wishes and Spock is Rocky the sassy alien who hears everything and then they (and their worlds) go together or not at all
Project Hail Mary (2026)
Me whenever I see someone go on unprompted rants in someone's replies.
Colima spider-shaped vessel, Late Pre-Classic period, ca. 300 BC–300 AD,
Crafted from terracotta with a reddish-brown slip.
Length 9 1/4in (24cm)
Photo Credit: Bonhams.
Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
Since you don’t respect my opinion anyway, quit pestering me to fill out a survey after every single consumer experience. I keep wondering who looks at these surveys. Is the CEO sitting in his wood-paneled office, reading each individual response on an old-timey stock ticker? If so, you can keep doing this. If not, I rate this experience zero stars out of infinity.
[part 1] [part 2]
rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3
Listen, I have LOTS of problems with what is currently in style but you will never, ever catch me complaining about those purse charms where it's just a tiny but still functional version of the larger item. Like a backpack charm on a backpack. The person who thought of this small thing of whimsy deserves an ant-free picnic on a bright, sunny day.
girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value