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❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

iconic vines sentence meme . x / accepting.@omorningstar

* takes a hit off of this dank ass weed *

#drug mention /#omorningstar #━━ ◤ ASK ◢

❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

iconic vines sentence meme . x / accepting.@akumarra

‘ NO THANKS, little man. ’

#akumarra #━━ ◤ ASK ◢

❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

iconic vines sentence meme . x / accepting.

‘ Well that’s ONE way to tell the teacher off. ’

#━━ ◤ ASK ◢#ezumo

@ezumo.

⛧ ‘ Did Karura at least taste like chicken going down? Immortality and a good roast? ’

‘ Karura was made of fire, does it LOOK like I had time to taste him with my tongue basically melting off. ’

#ezumo

luxecupid

❤

#he loves sake ok #all sake #━━ ◤ VISAGE ◢

auliicraval

iconic vines sentence meme .

fortitudina

❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

❛ i thought you were american . ❜

❛ is that a weed !? ❜

❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

❛ is that a police !? ❜

❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

❛ merry crisis ! ❜

❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch . ❜

❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

#━━ ◤ PROMPTS ◢

Okay okay- I just thought it looked like a santa hat. Sorry for bothering you.

u weren’t bothering me, i was just really confused ????????????

#anonymous #━━ ◤ ASK ◢

mephistcpheles replied to your post: That answer to Mephistcpheles. The icon you used.

no its a santa hat murry crisis

this is why i want to die

That answer to Mephistcpheles. The icon you used.

no?????????????????????// its his hair ?????????????// and then something in the ???????????????????? background ??????????????????/

#anonymous #━━ ◤ ASK ◢

Is Todo .... In a Santa hat?

what ?

#━━ ◤ ASK ◢#anonymous

❛❛ The sun didn’t set at the correct time today. ❜❜

Welcome To Night Vale — Episode 1: Pilot {Sentence Starters} x / accepting

‘ Such an ODD thing for you to observe. I never thought you were patient enough to do something like that. Are you sure it set at the wrong time ?’

#mephistcpheles #━━ ◤ ASK ◢

Winged / Angel AU: Due to Karuras power, as an addition of gaining pyromanipulation, his wings were turned a pantone red color.

#━━ ❛ buy me a pizza bitch ❋ ◤ ooc ◢

Winged / Angel au where Todo is classified as an ‘ unholy / unrighteous seraphim ’ because when he consumed a set of wings from 2 other angels / winged beasts, they became part of him, causing him to grow 2 extra pair. So in the end he has 3 sets of wings ( his own, first demon, and Karura’s )

#━━ ❛ buy me a pizza bitch ❋ ◤ ooc ◢

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Welcome To Night Vale — Episode 1: Pilot {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ The moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. ❜❜

❛❛ It is possible you will see Hooded Figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. ❜❜

❛❛ Try not to look at the dog park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the Hooded Figures. ❜❜

❛❛ _____ says the Angels revealed themselves to him/her. Said they were ten feet tall, radiant, and one of them was black. ❜❜

❛❛ Who is he? What does he want from us? ❜❜

❛❛ He says he is a scientist. ❜❜

❛❛ But why now? Why here? ❜❜

❛❛ Cover your ears to blot out the screams. ❜❜

❛❛ Gatorade is basically soda, so give your kids plain old water and maybe some orange slices when they play. ❜❜

❛❛ He has a square jaw, and teeth like a military cemetery. His hair is perfect, and we all hate, and despair, and love that perfect hair in equal measure. ❜❜

❛❛ He grinned, and everything about him was perfect, and I fell in love instantly. ❜❜

❛❛ I fear for anyone caught between what they know and what they don’t yet know that they don’t know. ❜❜

❛❛ Guns don’t kill people. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle. ❜❜

❛❛ Lights. Seen in the sky above the Arby’s. Not the glowing sign of Arby’s. Something higher, and beyond that. We know the difference. We’ve caught on to their game. ❜❜

❛❛ The future is here, and it’s about 100 feet above the Arby’s. ❜❜

❛❛ The sun didn’t set at the correct time today. ❜❜

❛❛ We must be grateful to have the sun at all. ❜❜

❛❛ _____ would like to remind you about the tiered Heavens, and the hierarchy of Angels. The reminder is that you should not know anything about this. ❜❜

❛❛ Please do not speak to or acknowledge any Angels that you may come across. ❜❜

❛❛ Alligators: can they kill your children? Yes. ❜❜

❛❛ I think the best way to die would be swallowed by a giant snake. ❜❜

❛❛ Whatever population that city has, they know about us now, and we might be hearing from them very soon. ❜❜

❛❛ _____ looked nervous. ❜❜

❛❛ I hope all of you out there have someone to sleep through the evening with. Or, at least, good memories of when you did. ❜❜

❛❛ Goodnight. ❜❜

❛❛ Look to the north. Keep looking. There’s nothing coming from the south. ❜❜

#━━ ◤ PROMPTS ◢

jesslynshepard:

friend: can i send you this meme / turn this into a thread? me:

#━━ ◤ PSA ◢

ureio / ???:

a - yeong was in shock that iki was acting like this . he was so possesive over her and it was something he showed with pride. ‘ iki - i am fine . i promise. he was trying to help.. ‘ did she just call himself a demon? ‘ a demon ? ‘

‘ it don’t matter if he is a demon or not - i just don’t got a good feeling’ bout him ‘

‘ You worry TOO MUCH. The poor lady FELL OVER and I helped her back up. Even dusted off her back a little. LOOK, not even a little scratch on her, even watched my nails. ’

It was funny how he had to act like this, he didn’t exactly prefer conversing with such people, but it seems there was no choice less he be suspicious, ‘ My kind man, how about I buy you lunch, or dinner, I truly don’t wish for you to have a grudge on me for simply -- HELPING the kinda woman out. ’

#ureio

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