DemonicDem

I'm here to look at bugs and reptiles, maybe some fandom.

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[averyangrytissuebox]

Gambling is bad but when I open 3 magic packs before my graduation and pull a £60 card, it's acceptable actually

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[steampoweredwerehog]

My first acts as God-Emperor will be to regulate LED headlights and ban red turn signals

[mossworm]

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[lokaror]

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

[toskarin]

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

[footlongdingledong]

moodboard for when you've fucked it

[diesaur]

[feldfrog]

Who would win in a race? A tortoise, or a second even slower, even steadier tortoise?

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[tastylemonbread]

hate reaping, it really, like... oh, but i tell you what-- love sowing. love to sow

(other guy on the podcast in big headphones and a snapback): love sowing

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[divorced-slenderman]

She took the pages.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil