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@demonjuice17
My friend and I playing DBD and finding the Killer….
When they’re tea bagging at the door but you’ve got judith’s tombstone
❦Kudos for thinking out of the box, @sleepylofiokami! This was fun to write and I’m using some elements from @renlvbon’s survivor babes❦
Jason
A yawn escaped your lips as you felt the bed shift, a large hand cupping your cheek as you peered your tired eyes open. With the help of a rouge streak of sunlight through the window, the face of your lover lay under one of your hands as you stroked his cheek. Good morning he signs as you smile, peppering kisses to his beautiful face as you stroked his hair. Slipping his eye patch on his face, he fixed his hair as he woke himself completely as you watched in amusement. You had married such a beautiful man whom loved you and who’s mother was such a sweet woman. Yawning, you wiggled your toes as you set to the bathroom with your shadow in tow. Pressing kisses to your neck, you mewled as he pampered you in early morning love. “My precious Jason,” You softly coo as you see him smile that beautiful little smile.
Jason’s occupation is Camp Overseer!
Jason had experienced bullying first hand as a child, and he wasn’t going to let anyone else bully a child at Camp Crystal Lake—his stature and silent motives make sure of that
You are basically Jason’s interpreter—since he can’t really talk, he likes to hear your voice speaks for him—you receive endless love from him for everything you do
You also hire teenagers/young adults—you make sure to carefully select them so they don’t do what Jason’s old counselors did
Jason is basically the lake itself—he makes sure the beauty is forevermore, the lake reminds him of himself and you when you both met at the docks
Michael
A soft humming came from your lips as you finished typing up your newest chapter to your book, yawning softly as you closed the laptop. Another hard day at work from home, the sudden need for coffee taking over you as you headed downstairs. The sound of the front door closing made you smile as you jumped into the arms of Michael. “Michael, you’re home! How was work?” You asked, giving him a soft kiss on his cheek as he drew his golden locks back. “Meh,” He grunted as you giggled. Nuzzling into your neck, he murmured against your skin complaints about how many people kept ordering some serial killer’s mask or something—they wanted a copy of his first mask. Finishing the coffee, you handed him a cup as he drew his hair back and pulled you close—almost spilling the hot liquid. “I love you,” He purred as you blushed, a soft smile appearing on his lips.
Michael’s occupation is Mask Maker!
Since Michael’s childhood, he learned masks were a child’s second skin to feel comfortable in—his latex mask is his first original and everyone wants that specific one because it was in a horror movie
Much like Jason, Michael isn’t very social around people he isn’t close with, so you speak for him
Michael has this obsession with you—he loves holding you and claiming you as his all throughout the day, he’s even got a picture of you both on his desk
Michael usually comes home tired and in need of some serious love, so you provide without question
Bubba
“Bubba, baby! Time for dinner!” You called from the Sawyer home as he yipped in excitement. Throwing the hay to the side of the barn with your white horse Lily, Bubba made the cutest little wobbly waddle as he headed inside the lavish mansion. Setting out the meal, his large hands cupped your cheeks as you giggled. “Oh baby, you’re welcome! Don’t thank me,” You coo as he smothers your face in kisses. “Eat up, baby, you need your strength.” With a happy sigh, he sat at the table and dug into the delicious turkey you prepared.
Bubba’s occupation is Farmer! It runs in the family
Bubba prefers the peace and quiet, and your farm provides the majority of the things that go into grocery stores
Work from home is forever wanted! He’s always checking on you and he loves spending his free time with you
As the big teddy bear he is, you are not doing anything that may cause you to hurt yourself—Bubba ain’t having it!
After working on the farm, showers together are a go to—he loves holding you in the shower and cleaning each other off his like heaven
Brahms
“Brahms, I told you to wa—oh,” Was all you could muster as he peppered your neck in kisses, a heat growing on your cheeks. “Ive been working all day, everything hurts,” He whined, straddling you in the loveseat. “So much paperwork, the scripts, everything. Now I’m home with you, and I want to be able to relax and enjoy time with my love,” His voice seduced you almost, his fingers soft and feather-light as they strolled along your sides. Melting into his intoxicating touch, you whine when he pulls away from you. “Dinner ready?”
Brahms’ occupation is Voice Actor/Actor! He’s got such a deep and delicious voice no one can say no to!
Brahms can work at home, but sometimes has to leave to do his job which is understandable!
He stars in one of the most popular video games of the time! You’re lucky to be the fiancé of the man who voices another girl’s dream boy
Brahms is all for after-work loving! Since you’re a stay-at-home, he loves your cooking—anything you cook is heaven
This boy flirts in his character voices! He likes to coax reactions out of you
what the hell did i just watch (original video is on tiktok on michealmyersofdecatur ‘s account)
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
i love this because it makes me look at seemingly mundane things from a totally different perspective and appreciate humans so much more
this is actually so precious ohmygod
How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duel
I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING
an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other
For all it's worth...it was nice meeting you, Hoffnar.
We'll remember you.
Last question...can I give you a hug?
blinks im gonna start Just posting art without captions cuz uh what do i put here
ime craziness rn
the obligatory fishing art
Apparently one of the posters in MC says that sanford is ugly asdfd
Gurntms
Bet yea someone probably already did this, but I don’t care at the moment
sanford fly!
original idea is by: super0yo youtube ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6YVKo86myQ