LADY CAPSLOCK

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[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[enki2]

[theresponseblog]

[annabelle--cane]

schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

[fallowsthorn]

schrodinger's chekov's occam's razor: you find an inconsistent or inaccurate detail in a work that would be brilliant if it was foreshadowing a plot twist later on, but it's too early to tell whether the author expects you to be smart, and the simplest explanation is that they fucked up

[ladygwyndolin]

You know a piece of media is special when it's in your top 5 but you wouldn't recommend it to a single other person

[fagcrisis]

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

[fashionnfacts]

Sandra Oh attends the 95th Oscars - Dolby Theatre, Los Angeles - March 12th, 2023

[gayvampyr]

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[kirkspocker]

via @elytrians

[byjove]

Maurice and Alec made love twice and were like “we uhauling 🤭”

[expo63]

‘Excuse me, sir. The underkeeper wonders whether you have orders.’ 2 / 2

My new gifs.

[outpost-31]

im hyperventilating

[nullphysics]

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[goldcrescent]

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit

[sleepy-bebby]

[ladycapslock]

a year of trying to keep myself awake at work and then also our flag means death happened lol