Re-watching Hawaiāi Five-0...
ā¦and man, the unrelenting sexual tension between this this guy
I mean, damn! And I donāt ship, man. I. DO. NOT. SHIP.
But like, when theyāre nice to each other itās greatābut when they fight? SO REPRESSED. MUCH TENSION. JUST KISS ALREADY. WOW.
Not to mention all the flirtatious language/behavior:
Danno to McGarrett: What are you wearing?
McGarret to Danno: Ā Iāll think about you the whole time Iām gone, Boo-boo (thatās a conglomeration of two lines, but YES he called DannoĀ āBOO-BOOā)
McGarrett to Danno: *removes shirt and/or pants at any opportunity*
Danno to McGarrett: *complains about naked partner, stares admiringly*
McGarrett to Danno: *does impressive, manly things like towing Danno back to shore in their stranded dinghyā¦which requires him to take his shirt off*
Danno to McGarrett: *refuses to admit that manly, impressive McGarrett is, in fact, manly and impressive* Why do you have to be such a Navy Seal? What is it with Navy Seals? Youāre such a Navy Seal, Steven. Such a Navy Seal. *stares admiringly*
Danno to McGarrett: You look good when you clean up, babe. Nice suit/Dress blues/tux. Here, lemme fix your tie.Ā
McGarrett to Danno: Youāre not wearing a tie! Just like I asked! *fond smile*
Danno AND McGarrett, multiple times: *Interrupt each otherās attempts to sleep with other people*
Danno AND McGarrett, multiple times: Our marriage. Letās talk about our marriage.Ā This is my partner, Daniel/Steven. We are married.
Everyone Else: So how long have you two been married? / Hey, are you talking to your wife? (When McGarrettās on the phone w/Danno)
I am not kidding. This is LITERALLY them. At coupleās counseling. Arguing about who gets to drive.Ā
And Danny is just so SMOL AND ANGRY.Ā (ąø'Ģ-āĢ)ąø
And McGarrett is just so TOL AND COMPETENT, and loves his smol angry blond boy.Ā (āæā āæā )
Ship sails its goddamn self, man. Sails its goddamn self.