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Hey, my name is Fritz!🎉
I'm looking for friends!
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 21 (turning 22 in a few months)
Nationality: American
Interests: Genshin Impact, Ghostbusters, My Little Pony FIM, DC, Zoology/Animals, Horror, Team Fortress 2, Call of Duty
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wanted to do more applemoon stuff again so here we are.
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Elon Spengler, Egon's twin, everyone. You're welcome.
I was looking for something for someone and i-
What???
WHAT???
WHY IS HE REFERENCED IN THE COMICS???
is Egon ok? NO.
The novelization is interesting..
I am- ok so Egon was the scary child ok… how to make Ohio creepier 101 - so 100% cannonically he’s from Cleveland lmao. Also the man - sir don’t read a book about it talk to a woman 😔 vaporizing houses and wrecking the city block with parts of your brothers train set I’m-
BONUS! He gets a teenage fangirl esc squeal and peters … interesting thoughts (he can have thoughts like this but god forbid they say Ass, shit or crackhead????? What they censor and what they keep in is beyond me)
And … ok giving him candy is terrifying, sir-
This man would sell your soul for a candy bar.
Wrong candy but that’s a nitpick
To Snaters:
You're fully allowed to have your preferences, I'm not gonna sit here as a Snape fan and force you to like my favorite character, that's dumb and deprives you of your right to an opinion. But saying that snape fans are terrible people for liking him just because of how you personally interpret his actions in the books/films is just as dumb. I'm not going to bother arguing with you about whether or not he was canonically a good person, because it really shouldn't matter. He's a fictional character. Live and let live.
What if Draco got sorted into Hufflepuff? What if Lucius and Narcissa were disappointed and angry, and tried to get him re-sorted? What if they saw an advantage to having their son in Hufflepuff? A double agent of sorts. Pretend to be on Potter's side so he can easily betray him and get information.
What if Cedric Diggory became an older brother figure to Draco, and would stop Draco from bullying Harry on occasion? Cedric would know that Draco was lost and needed guidance, so he would try to make Draco become the best at being himself.
Over the years he starts following his own morals, instead of sticking up for his family. He starts to become friends with "Dumbledore's Army" and actually likes being nice to people. He starts to switch loyalties, but not completely.
Then when Cedric dies and Draco sees his dead body, but Harry is still alive, Draco blames Harry for Cedric's death.
Draco withdraws from everyone who actually cared about him and focuses on his original goal with the death-eaters.
But he can't help but think about what Cedric would do or say about him being on the dark side. He can't help but think about his new friends as well. How nice and kind they were to him, despite how mean he was to them at times, past and present. He did everything for his family. And what did he get? Power? Was that all? He thinks about his friend Hermione. She would surely be killed, wouldn't she? He wasn't going to let that happen.
He either 1. Snaps at a death-eater meeting and gets killed. or 2. Betrays his family at the battle, to join "Dumbledore's Army" and gets killed fighting for what HE thinks is right, not his family.
What would you do if that happened though? Would you cry? Would you piss yourself? Stupid baby. 🫵🥲
I Dislike The State Of Things: An Incomprehensible Essay.
I don't like Snape from the Harry Potter books or movies. I don't mean MY version of Snape. MY Severus Snape would never insult an 11-year-old's teeth. He'd just be kinda... bitter I guess? He'd be more strict with Harry and friends, but he wouldn't be antagonistic toward them. Why would you be mad at your bff's kid? If you don't HATE Harry then fucking act like it? How about we write his grief a little more... realistically? I could understand Severus getting annoyed when Harry displays behavior that is reminiscent of James though. Because Snape doesn't want him to be a fool just like James was. The fool, the child even... that just might've killed his wife and himself indirectly. (They had Harry when they were 20. Lily and James were children raising a baby, it's so tragic.) SORRY for not sticking to canon, I'm just a better writer than Ms. Just Kidding. 💀 FUCK IT. I'M THE AUTHOR OF HARRY POTTER. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ALL THAT I'VE BEEN RE-WRITING THESE GOD-FORSAKEN BOOKS SINCE I READ "Sorcerer's Stone" WHEN I WAS 10!?! Do you all have the balls to write in that Draco got sorted into Hufflepuff? And then Cedric Diggory became an older brother figure to him? I didn't think so. THIS. FANDOM. IS. BALL-LESS.
NO. BALLS.
This is my restaurant now... you're all just eating in it.
My thing about it is that -- Severus never hated Harry!
He needed for one person in the whole school to believe that he did (maybe even 3) and that was Draco Malfoy son of Luicus Malfoy the only person (or few ppl ) who knew he was a death eater. Because this was not common Knowledge.
This man was not stupid -- He made sure all his boxes were checked.
I’m sorry but hurting Hermione’s feelings or any of the golden trio’s feelings is a small price to pay, so Draco can tell his father that Severus was still a death eater. What's more he was an ass to everyone, so no one could write off this one incident.
However this one was personal and Encouraging Draco’s Behavior.
being antagonistic toward them in a childish way to appease the Child
Hurting hermione’s feelings was also like the best thing he could have done to prove himself even though he was not at that point being questioned. She was a muggleborn and friends with Harry potter. Plus he did it in what I think was a harmless enough, all he said was “I see no difference” then fixed them to be a perfect smile.
Horrible? yes. but it was necessary -- If he meant true harm he could have done much worse for his own pleasure. But he didn’t --
When Voldy did come back -- which he knew was going to happen -- Bella didn't believe he was loyal. BUT do you know who did? The Malfoys they were always in his corner. which was brilliant until Lucy kept fucking up. But still Narcissa took his side against her sister.
Hate him and his way he went about it but the man was looking at the bigger picture. He might have hurt her feelings then but he never gave her the blood quill for his own pleasure, he never turned her into weasel.
Hate his tactics but he was in Voldyshorts good books until death did them part. The only reason Voldy killed him was so he could get control of the wand.
He may have antagonized them but at the cost of keeping his position as a spy while keeping alibis in the Malfoys.
Therefore saving everyone’s lives like it or not.
It simply had to be done.
This was a great analysis of why Snape would do the things he did, but unfortunately, I don't think "She Who Must Not Be Named" thought about it as much as you or I did. Fanon over Canon. Justice for Snape, and every other character in general. 💀
Severus: Lupin is wearing a formal suit to his therapy appointment.
Remus: It's a special event :)
Severus: Shut up.
I Dislike The State Of Things: An Incomprehensible Essay.
I don't like Snape from the Harry Potter books or movies. I don't mean MY version of Snape. MY Severus Snape would never insult an 11-year-old's teeth. He'd just be kinda... bitter I guess? He'd be more strict with Harry and friends, but he wouldn't be antagonistic toward them. Why would you be mad at your bff's kid? If you don't HATE Harry then fucking act like it? How about we write his grief a little more... realistically? I could understand Severus getting annoyed when Harry displays behavior that is reminiscent of James though. Because Snape doesn't want him to be a fool just like James was. The fool, the child even... that just might've killed his wife and himself indirectly. (They had Harry when they were 20. Lily and James were children raising a baby, it's so tragic.) SORRY for not sticking to canon, I'm just a better writer than Ms. Just Kidding. 💀 FUCK IT. I'M THE AUTHOR OF HARRY POTTER. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ALL THAT I'VE BEEN RE-WRITING THESE GOD-FORSAKEN BOOKS SINCE I READ "Sorcerer's Stone" WHEN I WAS 10!?! Do you all have the balls to write in that Draco got sorted into Hufflepuff? And then Cedric Diggory became an older brother figure to him? I didn't think so. THIS. FANDOM. IS. BALL-LESS.
NO. BALLS.
This is my restaurant now... you're all just eating in it.
you were in the US military once right? how believable would this be?
That's exactly what you should expect from the average motivated American warfighter
I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.
That's like saying you don't want to excise a malignant growth because it'll hurt the cancer
Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.
If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse
Hon, I'm a novelist. Is McDonald's an unlikely source of chicken mcnuggets?
Maybe not, but the alley behind a Waffle House is a weird place to find Aristotle.
But that's exactly where you'd find Socrates and Diogenes
And they be fuckin'
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german tourist routine
got inspired by this post: [x]
In the Halloween Comic, it is mentioned that Medic has a "German Tourist Routine" where he goes out looking like a tourist so that people will mug him, so he can harvest their organs.
Imagining Medic just in the like... stereotypical shorts and suspenders, a button up shirt, knee high socks, and a Polaroid camera around his neck, taking pictures of shit, trying to look as lost and innocent as possible.
All the while he has to actively hold back the evil laughter and horrid little grin as people fall for his clever disguise.
A buff, hairy, fully grown man with a powerful jaw, dressed up like a little cartoon German boy with a lollipop, but looking at you with a Kubrick Stare and grinning from ear to ear as he daydreams about what he's going to do with your liver.
horror sub-genres • horror comedy
horror-comedy is a hybrid that deliberately provokes an emotional shift from terror, suspense, or dread to hilarity. in comedy-horror—its relative—a playful tone predominates, but it is undercut by horrific or startling events or effects.
