sapphic vampiric comedy blog

twilight and other general awesomeness 🩸

[denalilily]

🤍 About Me 🤍

well hi there! I'm Lily and welcome to my blog!! (if that's what you want to call it). I joined in summer 2023 and tumblr has been my most important job ever since. irl I'm a college student (but this blog is more important). I started as a twilight blog and most of my original content is about twilight, however, you may find other fandoms here as well (listed below). I mainly create memes and gifsets, but I also write fanfiction (check out ao3 below). my favorite characters are the denali sisters and my otp is kate & garrett so most of my content is about them! other stuff you might find on my blog include: fandom stuff (house, agatha all along, hunger games, tolkienverse, various books), funny posts, political posts, poems, (some) sports, positivity & mental health support, art, lgbt stuff, games and more. this blog does not have too many posts. I love the community on tumblr and always happy to make new fellow stupid people sorry I mean friends/mutuals, so if you dig my vibe feel free to message me! 🦏 (that's a rhinoceros because I like them.)

🫀 My Creations 🫀

not exhaustive 🙂

Hasta la Vista, Baby (completed fic)

Hasta la Vista promotional concept gifset

The Hunter

Baseball scene with Gangnam Style

Jalice divorce moodboard

Carlesme divorce moodboard

Twilight ships VDay edit

Twilight social media AU

Kate and Garrett gifset (Hamilton edit)

Volturi confrontation gifset (les mis edit)

Black Widow video edit of the Denali sisters

Garrett's quotes

Kate's quotes

Twilight characters + funny text messages meme

Denali sisters succubus inspired gifset

Video meme of the Cullens and Denalis

🤍 Garrett's phone gallery 🤍

🤍 Kate's phone gallery 🤍

Garrett's speech meme

Garrett and vegerarianism meme

Twilight character meme

Breaking Dawn Christmas celebration drabble

a Breaking Dawn AU crackfic

Twilight characters incorrect quotes generator memes:

Part 1

Part 2

The first anonymous Tanya Denali ask because it deserves a spot on my pinned post

[satelliteduster]

[lesbiancolumbo]

Actress must have no mouth no feet shoulder girdle hangs light hanging so-o-o loose everything focus my thought on the partner— feeling in the end of my fingers

an unnamed fragment of a poem by Marilyn Monroe, written circa 1951

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[gardengnosticator]

what am i even being advertised here

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[catchymemes]

[lousolversons]

Now we walk, and we never look back. Don’t turn. Just walk.

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[carpenter-sab]

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (2026) dir. Francis Lawrence

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) dir. Francis Lawrence

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm becoming the most unemployable version of myself

[justaslytherclawgirl]

Hungary finally got rid of its fucking corrupt government after 16 years. I have no idea about the video quality but there is a techno party in front of the parliament with fire show and I'm happy and drunk AF.

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[all-pacas]

between cameron's inability to tell a joke in s1 and her inability to think of metaphors in s3, i feel like we're all sleeping on the fact that she is in fact a huge dorky loser

[all-pacas]

inexplicably finds chase's jokes funny

likes to make incredibly nsfw jokes often

cannot tell a joke or do an impression

uniquely bad at metaphors but tries them anyway

subtle as a brick in general

loves to scheme but is always so bad at it

like seriously her method of subtly telling cole to punch house in the face is by excitedly telling him to punch house in the face

thinks she is great at reading people but has incredibly mixed results because she always overdoes it

quotes freud on dates

i love her so much

she's a loser

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

very sad whenever i see people call s4/5 cameron "watered down" and a whole bunch of other things, when that era is when she is probably most happy and confident in herself. er cameron is awesome and fun