MY PAINTED MIND

Deniz Alexandra Diz blog be blog humor, foods and all kinds of sexiness (hence the foods). Maybe sum trees. oh CATS

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water signs

[partialbirthabortion]

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

[randomslasher]

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

[doujinshi]

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

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me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

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[shouldnt]

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

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[illinicoise]

Kim Kardashian (2015)  x Leslie Knope (2009)

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[pigonaphone]

The biggest dick energy

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This was seriously the best prank

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One my favorite pranks

[reginasphalanges]

its the end of an era

[whitepeopletwitter]

[satans-codpiece]

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html

If you haven’t seen

Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches From His Father

The president has long sold himself as a self-made billionaire, but a Times investigation found that he received at least $413 million in to

[ampervadasz]

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

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(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

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