Dennis no

Needed a place to put all my Dad vibes, so I guess I have a blog now (ic sideblog to hisatonement)

[dennisno]

God I miss being this young and pretty 😩

[dennisno]

Why won't Wyll fuck me 😭😭😭

[pathologically-mythomaniacal]

Because you're unfuckable???? idk bro go hang out in a lesbian bar and if any of them hit on you you know why a guy won't fuck you

All about figuring that shit out my booooy

[dennisno]

oh i can assure you i'm very fuckable, just ask my husband, made my living off my fuckability for years

i was talking bout a video game character, but I love your energy Queen

[dennisno]

Why won't Wyll fuck me 😭😭😭

[tinytelepath]

Begging all "baby vampires" who are not actually literally embraced children to stop using the "I'm baby" excuse, because you are in fact an actual adult.

[djcherubim-archive]

ok but like what if,,,,,,

i'm baby 👉👈

[tinytelepath]

You're pathetic.

[dennisno]

be nice to the baby Toni

[tinytelepath]

No. He's pathetic and you've been a well documented moron as long as we've known each other.

Run along, I have no more patience for the parade of whimpering grown men in diapers tonight.

[dennisno]

Hey now, you know my moron days are long behind me, just ask Zaire.

Did something happen to you tonight? this feels very personal

[tinytelepath]

I do talk to Zaire.

This sounds personal because we have a long personal history, and I can totally understand your rush to defend this one; he sounds exactly like you. It was no more endearing when you did it, or even when you still do.

[dennisno]

I don't still do it, I've learned enough lessons.

I'll admit, from watching from a distance I do see an awful lot of myself in that kid, finding yourself thrust into a horrifying supernatural hellscape when you're still only just figuring out who you are as a human is jarring and traumatising. Though what this one has up on me is that he is actively running away from the evil horrors rather than my old habit of running directly into evil's arms.

I don't think you're giving the kid enough credit, he's managed to get himself a job and a home, some decent friends, and by some miracle hasn't murdered anyone or done any demonic deals, which is more than you can say for some of the other fledgelings crossing my dash...

[tinytelepath]

[dennisno]

the fuck is your problem Toni?

[tinytelepath]

Begging all "baby vampires" who are not actually literally embraced children to stop using the "I'm baby" excuse, because you are in fact an actual adult.

[djcherubim-archive]

ok but like what if,,,,,,

i'm baby 👉👈

[tinytelepath]

You're pathetic.

[dennisno]

be nice to the baby Toni

[tinytelepath]

No. He's pathetic and you've been a well documented moron as long as we've known each other.

Run along, I have no more patience for the parade of whimpering grown men in diapers tonight.

[dennisno]

Hey now, you know my moron days are long behind me, just ask Zaire.

Did something happen to you tonight? this feels very personal

[tinytelepath]

I do talk to Zaire.

This sounds personal because we have a long personal history, and I can totally understand your rush to defend this one; he sounds exactly like you. It was no more endearing when you did it, or even when you still do.

[dennisno]

I don't still do it, I've learned enough lessons.

I'll admit, from watching from a distance I do see an awful lot of myself in that kid, finding yourself thrust into a horrifying supernatural hellscape when you're still only just figuring out who you are as a human is jarring and traumatising. Though what this one has up on me is that he is actively running away from the evil horrors rather than my old habit of running directly into evil's arms.

I don't think you're giving the kid enough credit, he's managed to get himself a job and a home, some decent friends, and by some miracle hasn't murdered anyone or done any demonic deals, which is more than you can say for some of the other fledgelings crossing my dash...

[tinytelepath]

Begging all "baby vampires" who are not actually literally embraced children to stop using the "I'm baby" excuse, because you are in fact an actual adult.

[djcherubim-archive]

ok but like what if,,,,,,

i'm baby 👉👈

[tinytelepath]

You're pathetic.

[dennisno]

be nice to the baby Toni

[tinytelepath]

No. He's pathetic and you've been a well documented moron as long as we've known each other.

Run along, I have no more patience for the parade of whimpering grown men in diapers tonight.

[dennisno]

Hey now, you know my moron days are long behind me, just ask Zaire.

Did something happen to you tonight? this feels very personal

[tinytelepath]

Begging all "baby vampires" who are not actually literally embraced children to stop using the "I'm baby" excuse, because you are in fact an actual adult.

[djcherubim-archive]

ok but like what if,,,,,,

i'm baby 👉👈

[tinytelepath]

You're pathetic.

[dennisno]

be nice to the baby Toni

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[dennisno]

watching the vampires from a distance like

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[littledivathatyouown]

[chatterwell]

[quaculaarchive]

what the fuck is wrong with uou why would you say that

[horrorofthebeast]

SHE KILLT SQUEAKY

[deadbeatmaker]

i’ve stopped being mentally ill in the unhappy and always in a crisis way, I am now mentally ill in the mostly stable and happy but there’s clearly something weird going on way

[beardedmrbean]

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[guiltiest-gear]

Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again