This Is My Obsession

If mama was right and the world is my oyster then I must be allergic to shellfish- Bo Burnham

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]

[argentinasexogay]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[argentinasexogay]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[qubesos-official]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[becdecorbin]

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

[theparadigmshifts]

the bug identification subreddits are the best place in the world. "is this an ant?" no that's a ladybug "haha look at this bug i grabbed earlier" that can for sure kill you but i guess it all worked out "what is this roach-like looking bug?" that is a roach "what the HELL is this" and it's another ladybug "what the HELL is this??" and it's the craziest thing you've ever seen in your life. peace and love on planet bug

[bogcoat]

spent 20 min looking for this screenshot

it’s a rice cake if you couldn’t tell

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

saw one post that was like "what type of bug laid these eerily regular-spaced eggs all over every leaf of this fern?" and it was just the spores. of the fern.

[vivinky]

It's an eyelash

[sprouch]

not dead!!!!

[wx-ray]

[headspace-hotel]

FUCK YEAH PLANTARCHY

[birdadjacent]

i have a youtube video about the use of jumpscares in horror games playing in the background while I work, and it reminded me of the single worst jumpscare i've ever experienced, which happened while I was playing a little game I like to call... Google Maps. (you play Google Maps by turning on street view, zooming in to somewhere that looks interesting, and clicking on any 360 photo views that people might have uploaded. i have spent many hours of my life playing Google Maps)

Anyway, spin this guy around to see something that legitimately made me jump so hard that I damn near threw my drink across the room

(more info under the cut if you're worried about what you'll see)

there's a fish very close to the camera

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[beardedmrbean]

[bowlcutprotag]

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

[amongthespaghetti]

and let's not forget:

[maelwife]

Nine Inch Snails

[maelwife]

Ok so I just learned something

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[naidje]

Try it

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

[frogmoss1]

from scotland. don’t get it. LOVE the vibe thoooo. reblog !

[segamascott]

american here! it’s kind of like this 👍

[frogmoss1]

something is in here with me

[fourforyouodo]

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

[vexwerewolf]

Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

[vexwerewolf]

Batman: I need to make this billionaire sex trafficker miserable, AND I need to give my girlfriend an orgasm, but I don't have much time!

[beat]

Batman:

[mart-fart-shart-kart]