It all started when...
“I was prepping for my usual morning leg-stretching while I realized something felt different. Actually, it could have been night as well, who knows? It literally took me a few years to understand all those technical terms about time. Morning, evening, night; It’s so ironic how those worthless words could have become so crucial in my daily life. So, as I was saying; I stretching my long leg- which was getting more and more longer- My biggest pride by the way- when suddenly I had the sensation of being pulled from my cushy hat- which is my gums for those who have no idea what I’m talking about. See, I learned a lot from you guys... For example, I never thought my leg was a root; it was there to help me stay anchored, stay attached. So, my head was slowly getting out. I couldn’t see anything yet but oh boy I could feel! Stormy rainy vapor over my head. It wasn’t uncomfortable or anything, just different; new. My big discovery of the outside world was precious for the most part. I met some cool people since day one, such as tongue. We bonded automatically; with all that tickling, and refreshing scrubs, I had to like the man. Who doesn’t like tongue?? He is always around to take all that crap out. Did I mention that I had no gums around me at all?? Lonely world in a 6 months old baby.”
-Paul