it's director, actually.

"It is our job to take risks. We run into the line of fire. We face enemies that no one on this planet has the courage to."

[deoalexdanvers]

rictorscales​:

She didn’t believe him and he knew she didn’t believe him, but she wasn’t calling him out, either, and sometimes that kind of had to be enough. Rictor could bullshit his way out of most things, but the amount of effort he put in his story directly related to the amount the person he was telling it to would let him get away with… and she seemed willing to let him get away with a pretty significant amount. Namely, with a ‘spontaneously combusting rat’ amount. “Just one of those New York happenstances,” he agreed with a nod, expression serious. “Probably ought to keep an eye out. Bet more of them start blowing up soon. And with how many rats there are in this city… Place is gonna turn into a literal minefield.” 

.

By this point Alex was used to people telling her complete and absolutely bullshit stories. It happen both with her job as a doctor and her job with the DEO. It was hard to top a spontaneously combusting rat though. “I haven’t been in New York that long but I can safely say I’ve never encountered rats that spontaneously combust before, here or other places” Alex commented. She was pretty sure he knew she didn’t believe him but he seemed to insist on sticking to his story. “Well, I guess we should get out of here then, in case any more... exploding rats show up.”

[deoalexdanvers]

immortalweapon​:

Danny grinned, excited at both the concept of food and the sight of Dylan struggling to get out of Alex’s arms. “Of course I don’t mind. I love having you guys over.” There was a rustling from the bedroom as GD awoke, clearly excited at the sound of voices. He bound into the room, skidding to a graceless stop with his tail pounding against the floor. Danny laughed, looking to Alex. “I hope Dylan’s not scared of dogs? He’s gentle, promise.”

.

“Good, I-” Alex didn’t get to say much more because Dylan had taken to pushing against her face to get down. The sight of the dog did absolutely nothing to help the situation as now Dylan was even more determined to get down. “She loves dogs” she said while trying to put Dylan down before she lost her hold on her.

[rictorscales]

did it hurt you? // @deoalexdanvers​

This kind of shit happened so often in New York that it felt like old news now. Alien invasions, superpowered criminals, magnetic assholes seeking vengeance on all the wrong people… Rictor had seen it all at this point. And he was kind of sick of it. If something was going to kill him, he kind of just hoped it’d get it the hell over with.

It wouldn’t be this particular alien, though. This particular alien was being lead away in some kind of weird, tentacle version of handcuffs by the damn alien police or whatever the hell they were. And the alien police chief was looking down at him, head tilted to the side as he sat on the curb, leaning against a light pole. 

“If I say yes, is the government gonna give me money? Am I entitled to financial compensation?” He looked up lazily, quirking a brow. 

[deoalexdanvers]

They had gotten the call about the alien not even ten minutes after Alex had gotten to work, and she couldn’t stay behind because then the team would have been undermanned. Fortunately the mission had gone relatively easy. Now they just had to get statements and ensure no one needed medical attention.

“I have... twenty dollars” Alex said pulling out a twenty dollar bill after looking around in her pockets for a moment. “I’m asking if you need medical attention, I’m a doctor” and she wouldn’t feel right leaving before she knew he was okay.

[ohisms]

𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑺 .   (   a  series  of  question - based  starters .  )

❛  how  did  this  happen ?  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  talking  about ?  ❜ ❛  why  didn’t  you  tell  me ?  ❜ ❛  when  will  you  stop  running ?  ❜ ❛  can  i  get  your  number ?  ❜ ❛  did  you  really  think  i’d  never  figure  it  out ?  ❜ ❛  why  are  you  pushing  me  away ?  ❜ ❛  why  should  i  care ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  love  me ?  ❜ ❛  who  did  this  to  you ?  ❜ ❛  why  weren’t  you  there  for  me ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  okay ?  ❜ ❛  why  aren’t  you  dressed  yet ?  ❜ ❛  where  have  you  been ?  ❜ ❛  why  do  you  never  stay  in  the  mornings ?  ❜ ❛  why  don’t  you  ever  stay ?  ❜ ❛  can  you  hear  me ?  ❜ ❛  why  can’t  you  look  me  in  the  eyes ?  ❜ ❛  where  is  this  coming  from ?  ❜ ❛  can  i  kiss  you ?  ❜ ❛  what  aren’t  you  telling  me ?  ❜ ❛  is  there  anything  i  can  do ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  here  to  kill  me ?  ❜ ❛  where  am  i  supposed  to  go ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  wanna  get  out  of  here ?  ❜ ❛  who  sent  you ?  ❜ ❛  can  we  put  this  behind  us ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  looking  for  someone ?  ❜ ❛  who  gave  this  to  you ?  ❜ ❛  who  was  that ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  think  i’m  stupid ?  ❜ ❛  can  you  help  me ?  ❜ ❛  where  is  this  coming  from ?  ❜ ❛  who  am  i  to  you ?  ❜ ❛  why  is  this  so  important to you ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  want  to  come  in ?  ❜ ❛  what  can  i  say  to  fix  this ?  ❜ ❛  did  you  mean  it ?  ❜ ❛  when  did  you  stop  loving  me ?  ❜ ❛  are  you  [ name ] ?  ❜ ❛  why  do  these  things  always  happen  to  me ?  ❜ ❛  who  do  you  think  you  are ?  ❜ ❛  why  are  you  lying  to  me ?  ❜ ❛  why  are  you  here ?  ❜ ❛  why  can’t  you  just  tell  me  the  truth ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  love  me ?  ❜ ❛  why  don’t  you  believe  me ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  think  i  deserve  this ?  ❜ ❛  why  are  you  doing  this ?  ❜ ❛  what  can  i  do ?  ❜ ❛  can  you  walk ?  ❜ ❛  is  there  a  good  ending  for  us ?  ❜ ❛  what  was  i  supposed  to  do ?  ❜ ❛  did  you  ever  love  me ?  ❜ ❛  why  do  you  care ?  ❜ ❛  how  can  i  fix  this ?  ❜ ❛  what  can  i  say  to  make  it  better ?  ❜ ❛  how  can  i  help ?  ❜ ❛  did  i  ever  stand  a  chance ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  trust  me ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  ever  stop  talking ?  ❜ ❛  can  i  come  with  you ?  ❜ ❛  why  would  you  say  that ? ❛  how  have  you  been ?  ❜ ❛  why  can’t  you  just  move  on ?  ❜ ❛  when  will  i  see  you  again ?  ❜ ❛  can  we  talk ?  ❜ ❛  do  you  have  a  minute ?  ❜ ❛  do  we  know  each  other ?  ❜ ❛  can  you  shut  up ?  ❜

[deoalexdanvers]

@thelastbertinelli @ruleroflimbo

[deoalexdanvers]

impulselantern​:

“Come on,” Simon groaned, throwing his head back. Following procedure had never been something he excelled at. His mind never seemed to be able to focus on it well enough to tick the boxes, too eager to move to the next task before he’d finished the first. It was why he meshed so well with the Lanterns — the Guardians were so far away, that even the procedures they did have were difficult to enforce. Of course, none of this accounted for the possibility of being caught up in someone else’s procedure. “Doesn’t the Corps have jurisdiction here? This guy’s a galactic criminal. The stuff he’s done on Earth is small potatoes compared to his shit on Bedrivis.”

Simon made a face because honestly? Spending his afternoon at the DEO sounded like the exact opposite of what he wanted to do. Even now, big government agencies freaked him out, made him feel itchy and uncomfortable in his own skin. He spent every minute he was there half-expecting someone to throw a sack over his head and cuff him to a table all over again, like he was in danger of being arrested just for breathing the wrong air. (It wasn’t an entirely far-fetched fear, for people like him.) But what choice did he have? He couldn’t let this prisoner out of his site, given how slippery the guy tended to be. Shifting uncomfortably, he shrugged. “You’re sure you can’t release him to me here?”

.

“Sorry but I need to follow procedure” maybe if she hadn’t just taken over as director she might have been more lenient with protocol and release the alien into the Green Lantern’s custody, it would save her paperwork, but as it were now she’d stick to protocol. “That might be but right now he’s on earth which makes it my jurisdiction” and she needed to have the alien processed before she could even think about releasing him to the Lantern. 

The Lantern didn’t seem too thrilled at coming with her to the DEO and Alex couldn’t blame him, she knew a lot of people would have the same reaction too. “I’m sure, but how’s this, I’ll try to make the process as quick as possible while still following protocol” at least that way he wouldn’t have to stay long at the DEO and Alex could possibly go home earlier to her daughter.

[deoalexdanvers]

@jeaniegreysummers for the christmas gift exchange

[deoalexdanvers]

“You brought me food?” || @immortalweapon​

"I did, I brought you food -" Alex began, stuggling to hold the food and a squirming Dylan in her hands. "Food and a small gremlin" she sighed as Dylan continued to try to get down. "She's been driving me up the wall all day" she loved her daughter more than anything but there were some days, like today, that Dylan was an absolute gremlin. "I was in the area and decided to get some food thought I might as well see if you were home. Hope you don't mind."

[toadmemes]

* WNRS HEADCANON QUESTION PROMPTS ,

THE WHAT'S.

what's been your muse's happiest memory?

what has been your muse's earliest recollection of happiness?

what are five lessons your muse learned the hard way?

what lesson took your muse the longest to un-learn?

what is a dream your muse let go of?

what part of your muse's life works what part of their life hurts?

what's the most unexplainable thing that happened to your muse?

what could have your muse done better in previous relationships?

what is your muse's biggest regret?

what is something your muse has never told anyone? why?

what is one positive and negative thing about your muse?

what did the people who raised your muse teach you about love?

what is your muse passionate about?

what's the first thing others noticed about your muse?

what is your muse's type in three (or more) words?

what is an assumption that is often made about your muse?

what did your muse want to be as a child?

what compliment does your muse hear the most?

what subject did your muse thrive at in school? did they fail any?

what is something your muse needs to hear right now?

what does your muse fear the most?

what's the worst pain your muse has ever been in that wasn't physical?

what is hardest for your muse to understand?

THE IS AND IF'S.

is your muse lying to themselves about anything?

is your muse more afraid of failure or success? why?

if your muse could get to know someone in their life on a deeper level who would it be and why?

is your muse unaware of something about themselves?

if your muse had to chose: would they prefer someone cheering them up, or being left alone when they're in a foul mood?

is your muse missing anyone right now?

if your muse had to admit, what went wrong in their last relationship?

is your muse like what they are expected to be?

is your muse more of a creative or analytical type? explain.

if your muse had to rank following in importance: family, career, love life, what would they say?

if your muse could change their name, what would it be?

is your muse someone who would get a name tattooed on themselves? why or why not?

if your muse had to let go of something, what should it be?

is your muse afraid to be themselves?

if your muse could go back in time, would they? why?

is your muse proud of themselves? why or why not?

is your muse in denial about anything? explain.

if your muse had to choose: would they prefer being the heartbreaker or being heartbroken?

THE HOW'S.

how can your muse become a better person?

how old does your muse feel emotionally?

how does your muse deal with being alone? do they thrive or struggle?

how can you turn your muse off the most?

how can you turn your muse on the most?

how does your muse show gratitude? do they?

how close is your muse to their mom, dad and/or guardian?

how does one earn your muse's vulnerability?

how does your muse take a compliment?

how can someone break your muse's heart?

how does your muse take an insult?

THE DOES AND HAS'.

has a stranger ever changed your muse's life?

does your muse have an attractive quality about them that isn't physical?

does your muse believe in second chances? why or why not?

has your muse ever fallen in love?

does your muse fall in love easily? why or why not?

does your muse believe in fate, or do they think things happen because of their decisions?

has your experienced losing someone they cared a lot about?

does your muse agree that people never change and they just show their true colours?

does the image your muse has of themselves match the image other people see them as?

has your muse earned any big achievements?

does your muse wish they could change something about themselves?

does your muse lie easily? what is the worst lie they ever told?

has a major turning point in your muse's life changed a perspective of life they once had?

THE OTHERS.

where is your muse most qualified to give advice about?

when was the last time your muse cried and why?

who is someone in your muse's life they can always run to?

are there questions your muse would like the answer to? what are they?

where does your muse hurt the most?

when was the last time your muse completely lost themselves?

where is an area that your muse might need reassurance for?

who is someone that changed your muse's life the most?

where does your muse feel most like themselves?

are there any accomplishments your muse would want to achieve before they die?

[immortalweapon]

@immortalweapon​ @vengeancedemons​ @firstxman​ @rictorscales​ @twentyninetynines​ @impulselantern​ @catalystsofchange​

[deoalexdanvers]

@thelastbertinelli​ @ruleroflimbo​

[mistressofmagic-a]

@deoalexdanvers

There weren’t many people who did what she did and tackled being a parent at the same time. Most of the people she knew were single or had sworn off kids because this life? It wasn’t an easy one. And when you added a life that depended on you? Zatanna knew in her heart what her priority would be. The decision, if she was being honest, was already made. She couldn’t put anything before her child, but permanently stepping back from the life she had built up over the years? It was hard to imagine. Hard to accept. But she knew someone who did both. 

Zatanna had shown up at Alex’s place with a bottle of wine and some teething toys for Dylan. (Kicking herself because she knew that she couldn’t drink, and she didn’t know if Alex was drinking.) When Alex answered the door, Zatanna was passing over the bottle of wine. “For you,” she said before passing over a small gift bag. “And this is for Dylan. And you. It’s a teething necklace, I heard they’re great.” But everything she had learned so far had been from strangers in books and on the internet — and none of those people were like them. “Is she doing anything new and fun? Talking up a storm? Real words or babble or—” Zatanna took a breath, her eyes flickering back up to Alex. It wasn’t like her to panic, but here she was. In new territory. Trying to figure it out. “It suits, right? Being a mom and still… you know? Dangerous work?” 

[deoalexdanvers]

Alex wasn’t expecting any visitors today and it wasn’t often someone showed up unannounced to her apartment so her first guess was that it was one of the neighbours who needed something. Dylan had of course just woken up from her nap too and she barely tolerated being left in her crib for even a minute after she woke up. “Just a moment” she called out to whoever was at the door as she went to pick up Dylan before she got fussy. Picking up her daughter from her crib she put her down in the playpen in the living room, then went to open the door. “Zatanna” she said, the woman’s name coming out a little more surprised than she intended.

“Thanks” Alex said as she accepted the wine and gift bag from Zatanna, still a hint of surprise to her tone. She didn’t interrupt as Zee spoke though which then turned into quite a few questions. It didn’t take Alex too long to put together the pieces. “Why don’t you come in?” She said, moving away from the door to let Zatanna through. “She’s started trying to form words but she’s not completely there yet” the attempts were adorable though, cue Dylan trying to do exactly that from her playpen and also attempting to throw one of her toys at Alex. The toy barely made it over the playpen. “She does have a fun new habit of holding a grudge if I don’t pick her up from her crib within one minute of her waking up” she spoke as she went to put the bottle of wine away in the kitchen. “Do you want some water or anything?”

[deoalexdanvers]

“I don’t think I’d ever give you a whole kidney or something, but you could definitely have part of my liver if you ever needed it because I heard those grow back.” || @daisyquakes​

Alex couldn’t help but chuckle at Daisy’s statement, partially because of the randomness of it or because it had been years since they’ve seen each other and this was the topic of conversation Daisy had chosen. She honestly couldn’t say she was surprised though. “Livers do regenerate yes, but let me get this straight we haven’t seen in each other in quite a while and this is what you want to talk about?” She questioned with a clearly amused smile. “Also whole liver implies you’d be willing to donate half a kidney” she pointed out, not for any other reason than to mess around.

[rictorscales]

@deoalexdanvers​

The thing about chaos was, you got used to it after a while. Growing up among mutants meant you saw crazy shit every day, meant it became commonplace. This wasn’t exactly normal, but… it also wasn’t the weirdest shit Rictor had ever seen. 

That wasn’t to say it wasn’t unsettling as hell. 

He’d been pretty chill with the whole thing until a goddamn New York Street rat started jabbering to him in a heavy Brooklyn accent and he’d startled enough to quake the thing to smithereens. Which would have been fine, if not for the witness. A put together type who reeked of government, watching him from the mouth of the alley with an expression impossible to read from the distance. Rictor sighed, shaking his head. “Spontaneous combustion,” he said. “Guy got on a rant about Stuart Little, and then…” He trailed off, clicking his tongue. “I’m more of a Ratatouille guy myself, honest, but I don’t think he could cook.”

[deoalexdanvers]

“I’m sure he did” Alex commented, gaze drifting from what used to be a rat to the man who’d spoken, studying him for a moment before she shrugged. Honestly a rat spontaneously combusting wouldn’t even make Alex’ top ten list of weird shit she’d seen. Somehow she doubted that’s what this was though, especially since she’d heard the rat talk before it happened. Her money was on the man in front of her having something to do with it. Not that it was any of her business, she dealt with aliens, not... talking rats. With everything else going on in the city this wasn’t really high on her list of concerns anyway. “Well, not the craziest thing that has happened today” she said, deciding not to voice her doubts about his story.

[idreaminelectricblue]

20 Dialogue Prompts for Each Emotion

Anger 1) “How could you do this to me?” 2) “If you want to leave then leave! Go on, I wont stop you!” 3) “I wont let you get away with this!” 4) “I can’t believe you trusted them!” 5) “Leave before I change my mind!” 6) “I swear to god if they die I’m going to kill you!” 7) “They trusted you! I trusted you!” 8) “You lost them? How do you lose a whole person!” 9) “You’ve been lying all this time?” 10) “I don’t ever want to see you again!” 11) “Because I’m still in love with you!” 12) “Was anything you said real?!” 13) “I’m nothing like you!” 14) “You can’t protect me forever!” 15) “I’ll never tell you where they are!” 16) “You’ve never cared about anyone but yourself!” 17) “They’ll find me and you’d better pray you’re not here when they do!” 18) “You don’t know how long I’ve waited to do this!” 19) “How could you be so reckless?” 20) “You took everything from me and now it’s my turn to do the same to you.”

Disgust 1) “You’re so fucking gross, dude.” 2) “I hate spending time with you guys.” 3) “God I can’t fucking stand you.” 4) “Oh my god I think one just fucking touched me!” 5) “You two are the worst!” 6) “Oh please don’t eat that.” 7) “Ugh, you smell like my grandma.” 8) “Wash your hands!” 9) “Why are you like this?!” 10) “Please, for the love of god, do not explain any of what I’m seeing.” 11) “Oh wow, did not need to see that!” 12) “Holy shit, is that a tattoo?” 13) “Our father isn’t here so who exactly were you calling Daddy at two fifty-seven this morning?” 14) “I would rather eat glass for the rest of my life than eat whatever this is.” 15) “Oh my god, I think it just moved.” 16) “You smell like cheese.” 17) “You call this cooking?” 18) “Oh god I think it’s looking at me!” 19) “I don’t even want to know.” 20) “I can’t tell if I’m crying because I think this is sad or if the way you smell right now is just burning my eyes.”

Fear 1) “Are we going to die?” 2) “If we die just know I love you.” 3) “I don’t want to go, please don’t make me go.” 4) “Do not make a sound.” 5) “I think they’re here.” 6) “Stay very still, okay? They’ll see you if you move.” 7) “Don’t breathe, be very quiet.” 8) “They know we’re here.” 9) “Behind you.” 10) “Wake up, please wake up!” 11) “I’m scared.” 12) “I think there’s someone in the house.” 13) “If you’re there, then who’s downstairs?” 14) “Just stay on the phone with me, please?” 15) “Stay awake, okay, we’re going to get out of here. Just stay awake for me.” 16) “You can take me instead, just please don’t hurt them.” 17) “I know it hurts but you need to just keep your eyes on me and breathe, okay?” 18) “What do you mean they’re not there, I thought they were with you!?” 19) “Lock the door and no matter what you hear, no matter what you see, do not open the door.” 20) “I don’t think I can do this without you.”

Happiness 1) “I’ve loved you since the day we met.” 2) “I missed you so much.” 3) “You did all of this for me?” 4) “You brought me food?” 5) “Hey, would you still love me if I looked like this?” 6) “I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you.” 7) “Hey! I may be a dumbass but I’m your dumbass!” 8) “Run away with me.” 9) “Your mouth tastes really bad but I still love you.” 10) “Have I ever told you how much I love you?” 11) “I wouldn’t trade waking up next to you every morning for all the money in the world.” 12) “I hope our kid takes after you.” 13) “You even look beautiful when you’re about to kick my ass!” 14) “You’re dressed in a hot dog suit, but you still look like an angel.” 15) “I once listened to you absolutely destroy the bathroom of an Applebee’s and then greet every table you were serving with a smile and that was when I knew you were the strongest person I’d ever met.” 16) “You once watched me spill doritos on the floor, eat them, and you still came over and kissed me after you brushed your teeth. If that’s not love I don’t know what is.” 17) “I’d kill for you, not like a lot of people. Maybe like six or seven, but that’s definitely more than I would kill for myself!” 18) “I don’t think I’d ever give you a whole kidney or something, but you could definitely have part of my liver if you ever needed it because I heard those grow back.” 19) “I’ve never wanted to lick the buffalo hot wings sauce out of someone’s mouth but here we are.” 20) "I love you so much and I would do anything for you, but if you ever ask me to tell them to put pineapples on the pizza ever again we’re fucking done.“

Sadness 1) “They’re good for me, better than you ever were.” 2) “Do you miss me like I miss you?” 3) “I’d give anything to take it all back.” 4) “I’m leaving.” 5) “Please, no, please just listen to me!” 6) “Do you hate me?” 7) “I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I feel like I can’t even breathe without you!” 8) “You can’t take back what you did.” 9) “You lied to me. I trusted you and you lied to me.” 10) “Were they worth it?” 11) “Please don’t go.” 12) “I know I shouldn’t still want you but I do, I want you so bad it hurts.” 13) “I need you, I can’t do this without you.” 14) “I think you and I should spend some time apart.” 15) “I always knew you’d break my heart, I just never imagined it’d be this way.” 16) “I can’t do this anymore.” 17) “I just want you to be happy, even if it’s not with me.” 18) “Promise me that if I don’t make it back that you’ll watch out for them.” 19) “Do me a favor, tell them I love them.” 20) “I love them, more than I ever loved you.”

Surprise 1) “Jesus Christ, you scared the hell out of me!” 2) “You’re what?” 3) “What do you mean it broke?” 4) “Oh my god, it’s just what I wanted!” 5) “You got this for me?” 6) “You’re got what stuck in your WHAT?” 7) “The doctor called while you were out, why didn’t you tell me you went to the hospital?” 8) “Oh my god, your bleeding!” 9) “I know this is a really bad time but if I don’t blurt it out now I don’t think I’ll ever be able to tell you. I think I’m in love with you!” 10) “Christ! What happened to your eye?” 11) “You’re seeing who now?” 12) “You weren’t supposed to be back for another three months.” 13) “How do you just find a baby?!” 14) “Why do you smell like a dumpster, and if you say you were dumpster diving I swear to god.” 15) “What the fuck is that? No, no, absolutely not, we’re not keeping it. No way, uh uh, not happening.” 16) “Oh my god is that a dog?! Did you get us a dog???!!” 17) “I thought you said you were never coming back?” 18) “Why didn’t you tell me it was contagious before I drank after you?!” 19) “What do you mean you got the bottles mixed up, they we’re very clearly labeled POISON and NOT POISON!! Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, okay, here’s what I want you to do!” 20) “Honey, baby, sweetie, would you please tell me why you’re holding the biggest alligator I’ve ever seen in my fucking life in our living room?”

[immortalweapon]

@immortalweapon @vengeancedemons @firstxman @rictorscales @twentyninetynines @impulselantern @catalystsofchange​

[deoalexdanvers]

@thelastbertinelli @ruleroflimbo

[rpmemes-galore]

send me a number for my muse to talk about …  could be npc’s from your muse’s canon or other muses! 

1. someone they fear

2. someone they love

3. someone they miss

4. someone they admire

5. someone they’ve forgiven

6. someone they feel dislikes them

7. someone they view as a mentor

8. someone they view as a role model

9. someone they would like to befriend

10. someone they’re holding a grudge against

11. someone they have romantic feelings toward

12. someone who taught them a valuable lesson

13. someone they have conflicted feelings about

14. someone whose choices have drastically impacted their life

15. someone they used to view positively, but now view negatively 

16. someone they used to view negatively, but now view positively 

[immortalweapon]

@immortalweapon @vengeancedemons @firstxman @rictorscales @twentyninetynines @impulselantern @catalystsofchange​

[deoalexdanvers]

@thelastbertinelli @ruleroflimbo

[deoalexdanvers]

immortalweapon​:

@deoalexdanvers

(✉️ ➡️ Alex D.): Hey, I’ve got to ask (✉️ ➡️ Alex D.): What did Dylan think about the flying broomsticks?

(✉️ ➡️ Danny R.): She found them very fascinating from what I could tell (✉️ ➡️ Danny R.): why?

[firstxman]

(CARVED): for an action starter based on the newly animated decorations. // @deoalexdanvers​

All things considered, this was not the strangest situation Scott had ever faced. It was more unpredictable than he might have liked for it to be, but as far as strangeness went… He had been an X-Man since he was sixteen years old. His definition of strange was hardly on par with the average person.

Still, he could admit that pumpkins staging an armed robbery at a bank was far from mundane.

It had been natural to intervene, of course. He just… might have miscounted the sheer number of forces the pumpkins had amassed. Luckily, he had an ally of his own. He glanced towards Alex with a grimace, taking out a nearby pumpkin with an optic blast. “My wife is going to ask why I’m late for dinner,” he said. “I’m not sure how I’ll explain this.”

[deoalexdanvers]

Alex dealt with aliens for a living, that was her job, not to mention her sister was also an alien, which meant she had encountered a lot of weird stuff in her life. Pumpkins robbing a bank was a first for her, hopefully last too. Of course the pumpkins wasn’t the only strange thing she’d run into today and she wasn’t sure which of the things she’d run into were the strangest. At least none of the decorations and talking animals she’d encountered had tried to rob a bank.

“Chances are she’ll have run into something similar today” she replied, dodging a few pumpkins that had launched themselves towards her.

[sharcarters]

(CARVED): for an action starter based on the newly animated decorations.

@deoalexdanvers

Sharon was holding her side, feeling a bruise blooming on the side of her body where the last plastic come-alive decoration had hit her. "What the fu-" She hissed in pain, forcing herself to stand up as another group came into view. "Do you think they have a hive mind or some shit? How do they know where we are?" They had gone through two groups already - it was starting to feel ridiculous. "You get any decorations for Dylan?" Wondering if this was going to scar Dylan from loving Halloween when she was older. "I'd offer to bring over the talking ducks...." Sharon gave Alex a look as if to say, yes, that was exactly what she heard. "But they're assholes."

[deoalexdanvers]

“Hive mind wouldn’t be the weirdest thing about all of this” Alex commented, trying to decide the best course of action as the next group of now alive decorations approached them. “Yeah but Nat got rid of them the second they started showing signs of life” which Alex was grateful for, though she was sure Dylan would have been more fascinated than scared. Which probably wasn’t a good thing so she was glad Natasha had gotten rid of the decorations. “There was a talking cat when I got to the DEO today and it doesn’t surprise me your ducks are assholes” she teased with a small grin.

[deoalexdanvers]

(NO HANDS): for OUR MUSES to witness someone else taking off on a broomstick. || @immortalweapon​

Flying broomsticks because why not? There were already pumpkins that had come alive and Halloween decorations so why wouldn’t there be flying broomsticks? Some unlucky person happened to be holding a broomstick at the moment it decided to take flight and Alex was unsure what to do. “Do you happen to have any ideas?” She asked as she turned towards Danny.