🇵🇸🇨🇩Nenorocirea🇷🇴

DOAMNE FEREȘTE she/her, autistic(diagnosed), gay❤️‍🔥✅️💯

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

This started a whole trend on reddit, bringing it here (shameless bragging, idgaf)

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Bloodymary is so great, I got bombed by Russia and didn't even look up from my fic cause grace was gonna ask simon out🙏🙏🙏

(Within a spectroscopy binary by oofouchyikes, i love this fic, and the author gives regular updates every day, seriously, I struck gold)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

I NEED to see Adrian react to grace because immagine writing a paper on how aliens would never be waterbased, and meeting a damn waterbased alien, and finding out the damned thing also wrote a paper on why YOU would never br waterbased all while your spouse is building a giant fishtank for it that he's planning on filling up halfway with water🙏😭

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Movie grace is an average school teacher that happens to also be really smart. Book grace is a cannibal.

Book rocky is a normal guy. Movie rocky is a fucking madman with anger issues that stopped wearing clothes after his crew died and jumpscared an alien during first contact for no reason at all.

[crobtank]

What the fuck? He's a cannibal in the book???

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Autocannibal. He calls them meburgers🫤

[stealthetrees]

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

YES THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING. there's no way an absolute madman like rocky didn't name the alien some bullshit to entertain himself

[bluemuffin-draws]

Dancing (centrifuging) with you

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[dependenta1de1pacanele]

I never turn my work, so when I do get a project with this much ribbing I pretty much ascend to a higher plane of existance

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Movie grace is an average school teacher that happens to also be really smart. Book grace is a cannibal.

Book rocky is a normal guy. Movie rocky is a fucking madman with anger issues that stopped wearing clothes after his crew died and jumpscared an alien during first contact for no reason at all.

[reeve-in-a-suit]

BOOK GRACE IS A CANNIBAL?

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Yes, but only at the very end when it's revealed he's been a cannibal for 16 years

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

I feel like rocky saw grace for the first time and just called him some dry bullshit like "animal ", and he already started thinking of grace as "animal" when he learned his actual name so he just kept calling him that and he is PRAYING that he doesn't have to add that word to the dictionary any time soon

[stacy-yarche-neba]

You gotta ask a concent first

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Rocky is perfectly aware of how fucked up that is, he's just rage baiting grace because he's bored

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Immagine being Adrian, and your spouse leaves for 46 years and brings back a fucking creature with an offensive lack of limbs and surplus of holes and he puts the damn thing in a fishtank in the middle of the city.

[a-boros-named-seamus]

Who knows, maybe thry were looking for a third

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

I fear the creature is aroace. Adrian sent rocky looking for a third and that man brought home a guy who cries at the tought of sex

[tommonikercomics]

I told you guys-

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Movie grace is an average school teacher that happens to also be really smart. Book grace is a cannibal.

Book rocky is a normal guy. Movie rocky is a fucking madman with anger issues that stopped wearing clothes after his crew died and jumpscared an alien during first contact for no reason at all.

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Fanfic idea: Eva Stratt takes Grace's place on the Hail mary as an engeneer. Adrian takes rocky's place as a biologist. They pick up an SOS in a massive astrophage cluster from Ava, who survived but is stuck at the bottom of the ocean and they fish her out

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Hello, I am romanian fanfic writer looking for hungarian wolling to translate smut. I want to write lesbian hate sex between human romania and human Hungary. I want to write in English then translate to romanian and Hungarian, but I don't speak Hungarian.

[birdyboyfly]

I love this game

[disnerd126]

continuing with the bloodymary rambing:

i was talking to my friend about this ship, and at one point during our convo she went "lol what if when they arrive back to erid, adrian gets jealous of rocky and grace's friendship so they adopt simon and is like 'this one is my human'"

this was already a wonderfully hilarious concept. and it got even better when i realized that simon is an engineer and adrian is a scientist. meaning they're grace and rocky BUT ROLESWAPPED. so in my bloodymary list of headcanons, adrian and simon become besties who are both way more serious and yet have have way more dry wit than grace and rocky and it fills me with much joy.

[dependenta1de1pacanele]

I need fanfiction like this