antigravityshipping real

Quasar, 24, she/they/it and so so so many neos. Sometimes I spam things! If that bothers you, then don't follow me! Stop asking me for money I make minimum wage

[depressed-celestial-body]

Delayed Gratification Challenge: waiting for trump to finally fucking die

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[depressed-celestial-body]

The one time my brother and I accidentally made pepper spray when we were trying to cook

[depressed-celestial-body]

I drove to the store for buffalo chicken dip ingredients and now I'm too tired to actually make the dip

[rinlefeey]

high off my ass at the breast ultrasound

[rinlefeey]

saw nothing tits are clean

[depressed-celestial-body]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you super well-

Did you say "They sawed my tits Clean off?"

[depressed-celestial-body]

what’d u call a nonbinary person that’s real old

I uhhhh idk, elderly?

[rinlefeey]

they/then

[depressed-celestial-body]

NAW 😭

[bluelois]

I'll be real with you, Blue Lois. I'm feeling a bit Blue right now

Blue Lois

[depressed-celestial-body]

*tearfully* Thank you for your kind words, Blue Lois

[depressed-celestial-body]

what’d u call a nonbinary person that’s real old

I uhhhh idk, elderly?

[rinlefeey]

they

[depressed-celestial-body]

Me when I'm a pronoun

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Freeform v2 - l33oh

[depressed-celestial-body]

Sometimes at work I do this bit that only I am in on. So people like to play music while we're working, which is well and good, but sometimes I'll just randomly ask if whatever song is playing was in Sing 2. It's funnier the less "work appropriate" the song is. To me, anyway. No one else

[mortuss-mortem]

hmmmmmm.....???

[rinlefeey]

punk rock bands have the most toxic homoerotic relationship with the city of los angeles

lovers to strangers major character death warning

[depressed-celestial-body]

Ah yes let's keep pushing back the required training session to start an hour before my shift ends. "It'll only take 30 minutes" no it won't. It never does. Also you randomly added another person so it will now take at least an hour

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[i-like-garlic-bread-and-frogs]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[depressed-celestial-body]

Fun facts about my dog, Sarge:

1) He's orange for some reason

2) He's strikingly intelligent

3) He can, at least to some degree, read an analouge clock. At the very least, he knows what 5:30 looks like (that's when he gets his dinner). We've seen him walk over to the clock in the kitchen and check the time more than once.

4) He's allergic to chicken, but he doesn't care

5) His favorite human is my dad

6) His favorite treat is a dental chew brand called Minty. I cannot chew gum around him because he thinks I'm eating his treats

7) He loves watermelon

8) He will eat raw vegetables, but only if you dip them in ranch first

9) He waved hello to my brother once like a person

10) My dad and I accidentally taught him to wipe his own ass on command

11) He loves soft things like blankets, pillows, etc

12) He sleeps with his head propped on a pillow like a person most of the time. He's been doing this since we brought him home at 10 weeks old. No one intentionally taught him this. I genuinely think he just copied us.

13) He's afraid of black cats specifically. No other colored cats. A black cat named Salem scratched him on the nose once like six years ago (she's a good kitty, she was just scared because he's bigger than her and wouldn't stop pestering her)

14) His favorite time of day is Bedtime. His favorite activity is Sleeping Next To Humans

15) He can eat off of a fork or spoon

[jadeluna41]

“And maybe this is killing part of me, but it ain't called love without a little tragedy…” Everything in you - Half Shy

[depressed-celestial-body]

@aalas-f-wings