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Z: i dont wanna seem like the murderer C: say its the internet and you needed to be careful and you expect them to also take precautions to make sure nothing bad happens. just keep it within your pant pocket where it wont be seen dontt make a big deal about it, stay as chill as they stay Z: i can imagine you saying that while wearing a turban and toting a large beard and a thick indian accent
Once upon a time a man dropped acid in an abandoned cabin and walked down the long hallway of the cabin, where portraits on the wall of burn victims and dead inbreds greeted him. when he awoke and was getting ready to leave the cabin, there were no pictures, ONLY WINDOWS!!!!! He later went on to play golf with burn victims and inbreds, and eventually opened the "Burn Victim and Inbred Country Club". His grandkids had kids with the burn victims and inbreds grand kids, and he proudly donated a wing of a country club college to their acid burn spawn. Then one of the inbred burn victim spawns went on to winning the biggest lottery jackpot in history, where he then proceeded to purchase a solid gold statue of Bill Cosby molesting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Deep in the crevices of the jelly statue, a small starving boy played animal crossing for the nintendo DS and sneezed cum. The sneezed cum contained metaphysical objects capable of turning water into pepperoni pizza and found the solution to end world hunger. Billy cosbynauts were dispatched to retrieve these for the Martion Cosby Overlords.
They murdered 8,000 niggers in 2008 and the FBI and CIA were involved in a covert cover up operation. The nigger holocaust was dubbed "Chocolate Rain", due to the fact that niggers were sucked into rubber tubes and transported to space where they were carved alive by pink cheese graters with robotic sharks attached to them and their niggerific remains fell from the hazy orange sky every evening.
In 2021 the cosby statue was taken down and they found a roll of DMT popsicles inside, hidden there by Kanye West and a troop of Jewish Pig Humans. E.T. the extra terrestrial abruptly smoked it and was arrested naked in a seven eleven exposing himself to old women and molesting the cashiers butt cheeks. and then a skeleton popped out
you know what? i love when dogs scratch their ear with her hind leg. makes them look like modern age humanoid beasts with flexibility. wow what the fuck am i talking about
obla di obla da. life goes on brah
freshman year i jacked off into a urinel once day and another day i played pocket pool until completion my teacher asked why i was making a face i was like "im not making a face (*thoughtbubble* fucking idiot */thought bubble*) "
weed DOES kill people
Everybody has to die some time maumma. I'm sorr
here's a poem i came up with during an online web chat
i was throwing so many little sticks at my cat
it was getting pissed hahaha
tiny little twigs to get its attention
gold plated stewie griffin boxers
if you are typing in full caps and you are not saying anything anywhere close to being offensive or rude i fucking hate you so much
fill your bath tub with coca cola and scrub them ears
do you ever put deodorant on your armpits but it combines with the stink to make a super stink aw dude its nasty good thing i wore an over shirt heehee
the kids at TJ Lanes school should have been beating his ass on a daily basis
Tj actually went to an alternative school because he couldn’t handle being at Chardon. He was there ‘waiting’ for a bus. So they couldn’t of beat his ass.
you can beat a punk bitches asses at an alternative school
the kids at TJ Lanes school should have been beating his ass on a daily basis
in school when teachers say "put it away" i shortly imagine that i live in a world where the youth is not constantly on their phone but instead pulling their genitals out and masturbating in public
burn baby burn shes a sisqo inferno
I would like to state in this forum post in this thread about slugs, that if you do not have a very high level of respect and reverence for the slug as a being you are a weak minded little pansy-ass bitch. Fuck you if you do not dream of sluggingtons skating through the clouds in heaven. I hope you all understand that slugs are the "mad bomb illest shit ever homey G" and you can go suck on a kangaroos mutilated cock hole if you disagree.
how to shit without pissing at the same time:
1. stand up and piss into toilet
2. shit
