[vunderjoy]

hey did anyone notice this sucks ass?! :D do we feel the eventual contempt i had for this idea in that last panel?

anyway bonus yellow

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)

James (Pokémon)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

[zanephillips]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2.16 "Graveyard Shift"

[zoestarlings]

ch5 characters doodles + hater ralsei

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[speakingbones]

How Hajime will deadwife remember Nagito throughout the game when he tragically dies first and won’t get to reveal the fact that he’s batshit crazy

[speakingbones]

How Hajime will deadwife remember Nagito throughout the game when he tragically dies first and won’t get to reveal the fact that he’s batshit crazy

[speakingbones]

How Hajime will deadwife remember Nagito throughout the game when he tragically dies first and won’t get to reveal the fact that he’s batshit crazy

[clovercowgirl]

oh how the tables

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[punkitt-is-here]

i like these two

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[beowulf22121]

[teaboot]

Tucker and Dale VS Evil winning once again