Gekühlter Knochenwald

RP Blog for a Lich King fandomless adopted OC by Kaite. Follows back with MagicalKaite20! WORK IN PROGRESS.

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{Shiro}

“Ah right, my friend Silvy. I think he’s perished…”

Vague hand gestures.

“Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.”

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“...excuse me? I may be a lich, but I’m far from being completely dead.”

[reveriiea]

     It would’ve been so easy…      Just being a MONSTER.

     Being e x a c t l y what they all believe I am.                …but I had to go and grow a CONSCIENCE, didn’t I?

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Boss battle + Boss battle reverse! uwu

Boss Battle:

It had been a simple visit at first. However, after some friendly banter, a test of strength was brought up; mainly, to test Shiro’s. Now the two were preparing for a spar, and Silvester took a defensive stance, allowing Shiro to attack first.

“Don’t expect me to go easy. Give it your all; just remember that giving up is an option if either of us are unable to continue. Now, have at thee!”

Boss Battle Inverse:

He wasn’t even sure how he got to this point. Shiro had been acting way more strangely than usual, and before he knew it, the shorter white-haired man had attacked.

Silvester had to at least subdue Shiro; the available options were very limited at this point.

“Damnit, Shiro, I didn’t want to have to fight you, but you’re leaving me no other choice...”

Boss Battle BONUS:

Something went wrong.

The area Silvester lived in was trashed. Among the ruins, a large, serpentine dragon had just finished tearing apart an unfortunate human that entered the premises. As it did so, the dragon was giving pained roars, as if unsure exactly what it was doing.

Shiro happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. The lindworm spotted him, with a gaze that was very clouded, but a pair of eyes that would seem familiar regardless.

Shiro found Silvester. But in a very dangerous state that seemed to be messing with the lich himself.

With another pained roar, the large lindworm darted towards Shiro, claws out and already trying to attack this humanoid on his territory...

[seleneserenade]

Send me “Boss Battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when your muse fights mine as a boss.

Alternatively, send me “Reverse Boss battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when my muse fights yours as a boss.

[der-silberrote-lichkonig]

🍓

🍓- To share a sweet together.

The lich found giving a few gaze shifts between the sweet in question and Shiro. He wasn’t sure what to think.

To make sure he wasn’t mistaken, he spoke up.

“You... are actually sharing, right? Should I be getting out a fork a separate plate for myself?”

[roleplaymemesforyou]

Affection meme

Send one for a gentle gesture. When possible, send “reverse” to invert the roles.

👫- To hold my muse’s hand

💕- To give them a kiss on the cheek

💋- To give them a kiss on the lips.

❦- To hug them.

🍓- To share a sweet together. 

🌙- To put a blanket on them as they sleep. 

✿- To give them a gift. ( Feel free to specify ) 

🍴- To invite them over for dinner.

☆- To give them a massage. 

⇨ - To see a movie together

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☺

☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?

Silvester fell silent. Sure, this was literally a touchy subject, but his expression suggested that he wasn’t just embarrassed like before…

The pain was already starting to accumulate with the last questions, but this sealed it.

“…I have feelings too, you know? Just because I’m undead doesn’t mean I can’t have those kinds of feelings to begin with. And yet… having them at all… it makes me feel guilty just thinking about it…”

(Not very often, but when he does, it almost always ends up with him crying at some point. His loneliness problems are actually much bigger than he lets on…)

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❤ ✌ ⚔ 🌶 ☜ 💋 [perish, Silvy]

“W-why do I have to reveal so much!? Fine, it’s not like I have a choice in the matter anyway...”

❤: Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?/🌶: Most sensitive place on their body?

“...my nerves are normally pretty dull, but I keep my waist covered for a good reason. The lower waist in particular... also, my horns can be sensitive too. If you take my book into consideration, t-the inner hinge is best if you really are into that sort of thing, but my phylactery’s insides are a bit more sensitive than my body normally is.”

✌: Is your muse good with their hands?

“Simple answer; yes. I don’t even need to have experience to know this.”

⚔: Does your muse have any specific kinks?

“...the only one I currently know in particular that isn’t just vanilla stuff... er... th-this will only work because it’s me, but... bookplay. S-specifically with my tome... look, I just said it was sensitive! ...that, and being praised for once instead of insulted feels nice too...”

☜: Does your muse like to top?

“...oh, you mean dominance? I wish. Not because I’ve ever been submissive, it’s just I’ve not had any sort of sexual encounter in my life...”

💋: Do they use tongue when they kiss?

“Scratch not just having sexual encounters, I’ve never even had kisses in my life either. I guess I would if my partner could handle it, though, and only then. I’m a bit paranoid about my own body fluids in general, you see... as a lich, normal mortals probably wouldn’t be able to handle them without getting sick at the very least...”

[rp-memes-and-things]

Naughty Little Meme

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?

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{Fang}

@der-silberrote-lichkonig | Dimensional crossing

How many times has he fallen through randomly spawned rifts mid-conversation ever since meeting Shiro? More than one could count on their fingers. Unless they were Nyarlathotep, then they would probably have plenty of fingers to spare.

“Oh? Pardon. You must be Silvester. Name’s Fang, I work for Shiro. He was just telling me about you, actually.”

That was before rudely having him shifted between locations without a prior warning.

“…I’ve been informed that you were interested in visiting sometime, correct?”

It seemed as though Fang wasn’t brought here on his accord, judging from how he reacted... but Silvester chose to not address that, at least not for the time being.

“Ah, is that so? Anyway, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Fang. And yes, I did say that, in return for him visiting here... I suppose you’re here to lead me there, if I had to guess?”

[der-silberrote-lichkonig]

“You can’t just call dibs on someone’s body parts.”

“You can claim the whole body if they were hostile to begin with. After all, they wouldn’t exactly be able to keep ownership of their shells if they weren’t alive, would they?”

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

‘out of context D&D quotes’ starters p.3

“Ironically, tasting this blood is the most legal thing I’ve done all day.” “Stand back while I get touchy-feely with this door.” “Goddamn it guys, you’ve been in this jungle for five minutes and you’ve already given the indigenous tribes alcohol and taught them about war!” “Sir, if you have a moment, I’d like to talk to you about spiders.” “I mean, I just want to kill Rudolph.” “But I was screaming diplomatically!” “So… How’s it feel to be outshined by a bird?” “Okay, sounds like the lesbian power couple cover is a go.” “Do not hotbox the sin cube!” “Suck on that one, Anubis.” “’Punched’ is one word. ‘Fisted’ is another.” “Wow. Man arms. …. Marms.” “You know, I seem to remember you being a lot more gung-ho about this before you were on fire.”  “Wait, shit, are we a cult now?” “My grandma fucked a dragon.” “You can’t kinkshame me! I’m the storyteller!” “From an architectural standpoint, we should set it on fire.”  “How do you loose 10,000 oil-soaked rats?!” “My mom said you’re not allowed to kill me tonight.” “Not my brain! I use it to think! … Sometimes!” “Ah, so that’s who the butt belonged to.” “Spoiler alert, your parents are dead.”  “You mean to tell me we busted a hole through the church for nothing?” “We should invent Christianity!” “We will get you tearaway pants. It’s just not our priority right now.” “So… Why did we hire the bear again?” “Where the fuck is the sexy tree?” “PLEASE don’t open any Hell portals in the car!” “Sorry ma’am, your basement is now cinders and a god of rats has cursed your family forever.” “I will eat a human femur one day, but today is not that day.” “It was in my chest cavity, I get to keep it!” “Who wants to desecrate a corpse?” “Goddamn it, you killed the sun.” “You can’t just call dibs on someone’s body parts.” “If we can fit five bodies in here, let’s fit five bodies in here.” “We are not starting a weasel slave market.” “I fell on a bullet that was going the speed of sound.” “You’re an MFD? What’s an MFD?” “Motha fuckin’ DOCTOR.”  “Candles are really cheap. I’d like to buy infinite candles.” “Oh my god! They were alive when they were murdered!” “Are those monkey eggs?” “I’m going to punch the water! Fuck your hydrogen bonds!”

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‘ the internet's one true talent is making me sick of things i’ve never seen or read or heard ’ - @ignitedwill

“...I have no idea who you are, but from what Shiro has told me already, I agree... may I ask about your identity and why you are here?”

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{Snowbell}

Snowbell scratched her head. “I think the Kingdom is just called Mole Kingdom… But the Princess is named Momo. She has two brothers who run other Kingdoms, Jack and Sierra. I’ve never met him, myself but there’s a mage named Kura who’s… I’m not sure if I should call him famous or infamous. It’s a long story. He lives up on that mountain. I think his house is called the Obsidian Castle.”

She was thinking hard, trying to come up with anything from her world that might be hard to find anywhere else.

He gave several nods, and then opened his book once more. Inside the book, it sketched out what he imagined the place to look like.

“So, something like this, right?”

There of course were several things off that Snowy would be able to correct, but it wasn’t too bad considering what all he was given.

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Make random starters for your muse(s)

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{Shiro}

“Right, well, since you asked about it sometime ago…I think you’d be very popular on the internet. You’re what they call a DILF. Or, rather, a GILF…”

Perhaps he should have thought before uttering the next part.

“In other words, a Dad- or Grandad I’d like to fuck.”

“…Wa-wa-waaait, don’t get the wrong idea!! I was only spelling out what those abbreviations meant- Honestly-”

@der-silberrote-lichkonig

The internet already sounded weird to begin with, but to be called out on his age and also say others would be interested regardless...

It was at this moment that you could almost hear Silvester’s mind shatter into pieces as he struggled to even form coherent sentences.

“...g-granddad...!? Granddad!? Granddad? Großvater? Großvater... ich möchte FICKEN!?

I-ICH MÖCHTE FICKEN!?”

It was also at this moment that Silvester concluded the internet was something to fear.

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