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[deranged-elf]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?! Why is this Star Trek?

Yes, this is about that big punch.

Great practical effects, though.

[nyanlion759]

columbo mii gifset… good lord there’s so many of him help

[spacelizardtrashboys]

Quick guide for my non-Trek friends, because I suspect I will be sporadically thirstposting lizard men (again):

Marc = scrimbly scrungly long man. attractive. Intriguing backstory. I dig his vaguely tormented groove etc

Dukat = trashboy dumpster toilet face deserves to eat shit every day for ever. my thirst is self-loathing I assure you

Casey = pretty rad dilfy guy who seems to be living his best chill life

Damar = miserable depressed ex-jock with a round ass and a drinking problem

Andy = 10/10 beautiful angel too good for this earth

Garak = god's gayest and most deceitful soldier. juicy fake tiddies. also 10/10

[frakes]

#the girls are fighting!! STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE • 3.07 “Civil Defense”

[sebilini]

another idea from @ggarashirr

[knivesandteeth]

The only star trek medicine i respect is trauma surgeon Bashir's bare below the elbows Defiant era look

[columboscreens]

[babyblainers]

[chau-draws]

REGULAR YAOI ISN’T ENOUGH!!! I NEED THEM TO SPIRITUALLY MERGE AT A COSMIC LEVEL!!!!!!!!!

[garaks-padded-cell]

god ds9 rips

[dogpuppy]

[deranged-elf]

Changeling-core

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[pnwnativeplants]

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

[traegorn]

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 9

Alucard (Castlevania)

Spock (Star Trek)

Voting ended onJun 15

[bonesfucker3000]

SPOCKKK IUGHHHHHHH I CAME