Make Good Choices

[shitpostinguniverse]

[lordeboy]

my skin care routine? yeah its called picking at my skin for ten minutes in the mirror after I brush my teeth every night<3 u should try it sometime

[tanrak]

when Jonathan Van Ness said, “we live in a world that celebrates conformity. choosing to love yourself is so against the grain of what we’re taught, honey. you’re a rebel, honey, if you choose to love yourself. let’s all be rebels!” I FELT THAT

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[exssardonyx]

why didnt zootopia have an underwater zone full of like fish prey and shark predators underwater worlds are so fun and beautiful and it would have been so cool and creative and i want it

[roughlyhewn]

[exssardonyx]

[wandasmaximofffs]

Juno (2007) + seasons

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

[clickbaitcowboy]

i dont care about starwars but i care about them

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[talesfromthecrypts]

Halloween 2019 Countdown: Film in LGBT Horror History

The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

Directed by an openly gay man, many consider this film to be their introduction to queer cinema. Though initially drawn to the vampires by a woman, most of the seduction into the vampiric lifestyle of the lead Michael is done by the character of David. It’s David who offers him the blood and it’s David who seductively whispers Michael’s name throughout the film. Outside of the main chemistry between the two men other background details also have a homosexual undertone, most notably a pinup picture of Rob Lowe on Sam’s closet door.

[radio-charlie]

Soup is so crazy its like hot water but its got stuff goin on

[mysharona1987]

[ewaneneollav]

medicine commercials:

[evanfromgeometry]

Ten dollars says that old people will soon start saying “ok millennial” and twenty dollars says it will be a bumper sticker within a week

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[ayellowbirds]

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

[catsi]

Okay so I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her