time takes too much time

Enthusiastic pseudo-scientist, drinker of tea, wearer of pants and collector of random stuff. This is a collection.

[chillisoni]

Hey everyone!!! I haven't figured out how everything works here yet, but here's my little fan art, I hope someone sees it and you like it😋

[fuckyeahclaudiablack]

CLAUDIA FUCKING BLACK.

via gio journal

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[thestuffedalligator]

“You ever watch Men in Black? Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, ‘I make this look good,’ all that jazz?”

“Of course.”

“It’s horseshit. We made it up. If the public thinks government agents go around in suits and sunglasses, we can go around in our actual uniforms and nobody will think twice about it.”

“I mean, I get it, but it’s a lot less classy.”

“Classy schmassy. I once had to smuggle an entire Neptunian armada out of Beaverlodge, Alberta. I had 20,000 warships in the back of a pickup truck, I wore the suit and nobody even asked me for a license.”

There was a furious silence as she grappled with this. Then: “Fine. Fine, I’ll wear the stupid vest.”

“Fantastic,” he said. “Welcome to the Men In Hi-Vis.”

[burkiningalerisi-deactivated202]

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Artoo.

[redscharlach]

May the 4th be with you, tired people of the universe.

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 10.03 The Pegasus Project

[moonlightingcurse]

Why should we leave you? Because we don't like you.

STAR TREK – 2x08: I, Mudd

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[sg1]

My Top Twenty-Five Stargate Characters ☆ #09 ↳ Janet Fraiser

[alexisonlinee]

I LOVE THIS FUCKING MANGA‼️💥💥

[spindalike]

[DUMPLINGS: STIMBOARD]

CREDIT:

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[vil-gereon]

@mutantenfisch

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[ballroomextravaganzas]

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as Joel Hammond in Santa Clarita Diet, season one (2017)

[rfskia]

A Snake and a Piano

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 09.05 The Powers That Be

[wrotten]

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

[parkchanwoohoo]

When my cousin's then-boyfriend texted her that he would be coming home late because he would be stopping by the department store on his way home from work, she, knowing full well that he hates going there, never buys clothes there if he can help it, and generally asks to stay home whenever she goes, knew instantly that he could only be going for one reason: To buy an engagement ring.

Practical-minded, she responded: Don't forget the coupon we got in the mail, there's a discount on rings. Ever helpful, she sent him a photo of the coupon code.

He left her on read. When he came home, he was cagey and grumbling, and when she was like "Did you remember to use the coupon" he was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, why would I be buying jewelry, etc.," not meeting her eye.

Few weeks later he took her out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, spent the entire night grumbling under his breath and shaking his head in disbelief, before going "아이씨" and pulling the ring box out of his pocket and slamming it down on the table. "How the hell did you know," he said, begrudgingly impressed.

She was like, "It's really not hard" and then was like "Did you use the coupon" and he was like "Yes I used the coupon"

And to me, this is romance