kinda writey sometimes

derp | INFP | married | tryin 2 get gud Multifandom trash blog. Any and all are welcome here, although you might be covered in glitter by the time you leave. Do not try anything you see here at home, professional weeb on closed course (closed off from society because I'm a loser). Feel free to ask me anything!

[e-102]

[catasters]

[mostlycatsmostly]

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

[charlesoberonn]

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

[catgirl-bartender]

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

[letmesleeponu4sumtime]

A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon

[roboticvenusian]

(tags from @gnollhide)

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Organic Single Berry

[torzath]

So I was taking a photo of my friend Aaron at the beach today when this happened.

[durianpunk]

goodbye Aaron

[keithsforeheadtattoo-deactivate]

still pointin that leg in perfect form tho

[pringlesaremydivision]

(via @artisanbloodbank)

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[wizardarchetypes]

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

[silvertherogue715]

The production value really is off the fucking charts. What the fuck.

[rslashrats]

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature knows nothing

and that's okay

[oneheadtoanother]

[lumsel]

if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

[lumsel]

my notes are now full of americans talking about their love for burger. peace and love on planet earth.

[ryuutchi]

[lovewithagirl]

[ image description: a gif of Anthony Bourdain sitting in front of a red and white wall, eating an In N Out Burger and saying, "I'm just a cheap, nasty, low down...trailer park... BURGER SLUT". / end description ]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[gjdraws]

[sailorplutoirl]

Ok!

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[feefal]

For context: Tiger sharks fetuses kill each other in the womb for sport

[feefal]

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

[feefal]

And her sister, the moon! Always going through some sort of phase🌙

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[doncherrycola]

i love that the phrase is “in love” like love is a place. like somewhere you could live.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

[feelings-just-a-ghost-reblogs]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i hate it here

[infectiouspiss]

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP