Excuse me while I slowly lose my sanity

Seriously, I can't find anything I need and it's driving me bonkers

[cyberlights]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 7 of Tinman is up!

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 15 hours 1 minute

[fantashic]

Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"

[meg00se]

lets frolic as paleolithic horses together

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[27bobs]

[ID: the banner of tumblr’s old webpage. It uses a little earth emoji as a period and says “The Earth. The only planet worth giving a hoot about.” Tabs are visible in the upper corner. One is tumblr, while the other reads “How do I take a sc-“ end ID].

[trigonomicon]

I'm experimenting with comic-making.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Voting ended onJun 13

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[xiaohongshu-for-you]

[koi-jyu]

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

[piracypiranha]

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

[terriblygrimm]

[faerieinthehumanworld]

[putridghost]

[thesaltofcarthage]

[johanna-swann]

[kamikazequail]

[madlori]

bonus if you know which two are the "official" couple in this one.

[dailycatsblog]

[shmoopzilla]

@cyberlights 💖

[asparklethatisblue]

children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that

a sphinx child based on this post

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[purple-hel]

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#and sometimes you think the pause is a prompt for an answer despite the lack of question inflection#so you start to go 'uuuh the ti-'#*angry babey stomps* NO!! I'M NOT DONE!!!!#oh my god the concept of mama/baby play#of mama telling a riddle (as practice for coming up with them) and giggly baby throws out guesses#until they give up#and then mama goes 'NOW I EAT YOU' and play-nibbles at their littol belly#and then baby takes a turn telling riddles and it is. as above. lmao.