eating the mysterys

— and getting horribly more powerful, one victim at a time.

[derpoprime]

𝄂𝄚𝄞ㅤStar Scat - Caravan Palace

Welcome to my experiments ground of a tumblr blog. Doing whatever I want whenever I want in here. Anyone can follow. I'll just block you if you piss me off, which I think is kinda hard to do.

I'm Nolan (nineteen, he/sun+) — or, rather, Vaughn, if you want to entertain my name hoarding spree and flamboyant theatrics. I spend a bulk of my time thinking of dubious thoughts, and quite often I find my energy placed in doing them.

I might even rearrange all of your furniture if you invite me to your home. Here sits my lair of torture and where I go to relax on my offtime. Come join my legion of doom, maybe. It could be fun.

I'm currently fixated on:

OFF, Professor Layton, Ace Attorney, Bungou Stray Dogs, and the Sherlock Holmes books.

sideblogs | tag guide | kinlist

other links. artfight | ao3 | bluesky

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[frawgs]

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

[2man222]

[alteredpanel]

journals

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[charlie-jpeg]

how it feels drawing folds on clothes or strands of hair:

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[alien-grave]

Also wether you dummies want to accept it or not, AO3 is THE proshipper site. Made by and for proshippers. Those who don’t know that are clearly new to fandom and way too young to know the history. It’s not a claim it’s the literal history of it.

Short summary of the history. Fanfic.net mainly but many fanfiction sites were purging fics and censoring content. Group of people decided to create an archive with a thorough tagging system that upholds anti-censorship and fandom etiquette (proshipper ideals). They created AO3 for that purpose. Which is why it’s in their literal GUIDLINES that they DO NOT delete fics based on ‘this is icky fiction’ reports. They literally had to make an article recently going over these things BECAUSE of you idiots.

It’s right here if you don’t believe me:

So yes, to the Antis that still want to act like us proshippers are just ‘claiming things’ and are clearing uneducated, AO3 IS A PROSHIPPER SITE BASED AROUND KEY PROSHIP IDEAS AND FANDOM ETIQUETTE (which is Proship).

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[s-aint-elmo]

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

[genderfuckdoom]

ppl really are making the cutest most tension-packed coupley ship art and then tagging it with "NOT a ship. i do NOT ship them. if you ship them you should Cease To Be Alive"

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[turbozarky]

hell you may even like it

[minart-was-taken]

An idea for Ace Attorney 7 (Inspired by some great comments on this post)