Hamlet Brainrot

20s, queer, ace-spec

[noelhope]

half man

[derrestistschweigen]

Is there an artist here who has already drawn Niall and Ruben as the painting "Dante and virgill in hell" by Bouguereau?

[boo-kei]

BUTCH'S INTRODUCTION HALF MAN "EPISODE SIX"

[pearl-in-vinegar]

'i asked chatgpt' yeah well I asked the three witches and now I'm the king of Scotland. so

[translatingpoststogerman]

perle-in-essig

'ich habe chatgpt gefragt' ja nun ich habe die drei hexen gefragt und jetzt bin ich der könig von Schottland. von daher

[derrestistschweigen]

Rude of Netflix to remove Turn: Washington's spies just as Half Man made me go down a Jamie Bell rabbit hole...

How am I supposed to catch up on 4 seasons in 10 days???

[petaltexturedskies]

Oscar Wilde, De Profundis

[beemovieerotica]

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

[vampirefrommars]

Richard only felt big when petite Jamie is around

[softdevotion]

You love me, don't you?

[derrestistschweigen]

If I had a nickel for every time a character played by Jamie Bell fucked things up for himself by sleeping with someone else's wife, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[wrathofthestag]

I'm only a million years late, but I'm watching Turn: Washington's Spies for the first time, and ABE IS THE WORST FUCKING SPY EVER. Lol!

[derrestistschweigen]

It just hit me that the entire series is Niall's life flashing before his eyes. and, as Ruben told him in the hospital scene: when he looks back on his life, Ruben is "the soundtrack to his greatest (and lowest) moments". so we don't hear about Alby that much because all the moments that mattered to Niall in the end were the moments marked by Rubens shadow. And with Rubena death ans him being carted away everything that matters or mattered to Niall is gone too so there is no sense to anything without their toxic dynamic.

[derrestistschweigen]

It just hit me that the entire series is Niall's life flashing before his eyes. and, as Ruben told him in the hospital scene: when he looks back on his life, Ruben is "the soundtrack to his greatest (and lowest) moments". so we don't hear about Alby that much because all the moments that mattered to Niall in the end were the moments marked by Rubens shadow. And with Rubena death ans him being carted away everything that matters or mattered to Niall is gone too so there is no sense to anything without their toxic dynamic.

[derrestistschweigen]

I am a sucker for a good death scene

[barbar852]

"LOVEMAKING"

[derrestistschweigen]

I need someone to edit all the wedding/barn scenes together in chronological order

[meyerlansky]

HALF MAN (2026) ↳ 1x01 | 1x06

[derrestistschweigen]

THE FUCKING PARALLELS!