Ich versuche, mich in einen Kaktus zu verwandeln

she/her, current hyperfixations: Polizeiruf Frankfurt (Oder) and Woods of Birnam

[cactusismydisguise]

[addictivecontradiction]

Amour fou, 2014

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[78/?] ⤷ 3.22 — “Quagmire”

[ryelandgrace]

So I have a new roommate now.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[meg00se]

lets frolic as paleolithic horses together

[stargatedaily]

Martin Wood: This is all Joe! We had some set up here, and Joe just fell down and we decided to keep that.

Joe Flanigan: That was a choice. It was funny because I just thought, I don’t know, maybe they’ll use, maybe they won’t. Brad loved that! It was so funny that he liked it so much, that I was like oh, okay, I’ll give you some more of that.

[esteefee]

JPS : Spiderman

[number-one-castiel-apologist]

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

[meg00se]

lets frolic as paleolithic horses together

[dailystargatebooty]

[deansaddiction]

A very rare shirtless John Sheppard

[cactusismydisguise]

source (x)

[sammroo167]

[thesmilingfish]

David Hewlett (and friend) at San Diego Comic-Con 2007

(x)

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[gay-lien-from-space]

Hello fanfiction community,

Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.

Everyone say mean things about him.

Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:

His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid

He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times

He dies and gets resurrected

His wife gets possessed

He fails to save her and she dies in his arms

He dies and gets resurrected again

He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum

He dies and gets resurrected again

His ex gets possessed

He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation

He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped

He gets kidnapped by a princess

He gets kidnapped by a fish alien

He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists

He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien

He is driven to insanity by an alien device

He dies and gets resurrected again

He dies and gets resurrected again

[cactusismydisguise]

@peterlehnsherr because you asked about him

[sammroo167]

[sorenkingsley]