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[vladtheunfollower]

[ze-dominant-demon]

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

[skypig357]

I love him

[a-spoon-is-born]

DRESSAGE

[bears-official]

whunt L’FUCKE have u done of mine PAWSE

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mechagodzilla]

[plounce]

posting my content aware scaled cat collection as an act of nonviolent protest against my friends who say they’re “creepy” and “frightful”

join me, and take a stand for the promotion of distorted cats

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[theconcealedweapon]

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

[gnotknormal]

Oh wow. That’s…

[icarus-tanning-solutions]

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

[invaderxan]

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

[teathattast]

[mojav]

They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[skulltulacorpse]

when they say yeehaw but don’t ask haw yee

[reactionfaces]

[30-minute-memes]

Thanks, Jemaine

[phillip-bankss]

ko-fi request: “hi!! long-time fan, fellow unemployed artist! your styles always very fresh. could you draw cell from dragon ball z angry at a fast food clerk bc they got his order wrong? <3”

[catsuggest]

Cat, why do you only sit on me when I sit in a certain chair?

yes that

[nickelodeonhistory]

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

[chongoblog]

An unbelievable power play

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

[tygermama]

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

[madmaudlingoes]

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

[liquidfem]

[boostergold78]

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

[lordxeras]

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

[paxamericana]