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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!
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Someone get this man an Oscar
Trump since twitter ban [audio transcription]
In Trump voice (white cap): *flaps lips with finger* What are you doing?
In Obama voice (pink cap): I’mmm on Twitter.
In Trump voice rushed (white cap): Twitter? I could use Twitter! I could use it strongly. I just don't like it, that's all. *pause, inhales through nose* Could I see your phone?
In Obama voice (pink cap): No I’m doin’ other stuff now.
In Trump voice (white cap): Ok. Excuse me. *pause, inhales through nose* Mitch McConnell could I use your phone?
In Mitch McConnell voice (black cap): I’m on Pinterest.
In Trump voice (white cap): Ok. Huge, huge. *pause, inhales through nose* Biden, could I use your phone? In Biden voice (blue cap): *nods slightly* Of course. *Hands him a rotary dial phone*
[End of Audio]
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I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte
I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift
Behold the fistbumping lesbians
Jsyk this thing could wake the dead
4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys
Me rn
This is… not usually what is meant by “follow your dreams”…
this is really just my favorite tiktok
there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now
how dare you hide this in the notes
Truly this is one of the only situations where each word felt like someone was punching me in the face and it kept getting worse
it’s just a flamethrower kind of year
When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are
When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.
I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again
They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣
OH, MOTHERFUCKER
I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.
Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!
This had me fucking screaming at 2 am
in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup
bedtime is a very difficult.
I relate to this dino SO MUCH
I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-
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This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it
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God, that explains this: