in 200 years we’ll all be dead

nat • here for sports & “sports” & apparently also oasis • and some other, less predictable things • she/her

[des-iderate]

i dont know why this season of hotd is so funny but i'm really laughing my ass off every week. dragons are just big cats. rhaenyra's in a polyamory crisis. everyone's a lunatic. it's perfect

[des-iderate]

btw everyone i came up with a defending strategy that solves football

[formulaonedirection]

BTW FUCK YOUR JUDE/WHITE MAN YAOI LOOK AT WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

[des-iderate]

guys!!!!! SPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pudulogy]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[cowboyhamilton]

just a coworker and a coworker you vibe with

[iiumz]

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[formulaonedirection]

it boy @ balenciaga couture, paris

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson at the Balenciaga Couture show today in Paris, France via ENZ0BRI

[des-iderate]

the thing is i hate daemon targaryen but he’s also the funniest character on earth. he says “rhaenyra honey it’s dictatorship time” and she says “i don’t think that’s the right thing to do” and he pouts flounces and goes OK BUT U WILL MURDER A YOUNG TEENAGER AND THATS FINAL! like ok.

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams at the 2026 Run N Gun Film Festival | July 4, 2026 (via discoveryphotos)

[formulaonedirection]

You're having a laugh mate. This is why Italy will never qualify for the world cup again because I curse these italian ferrarismo fucks ancestrally

[des-iderate]

Ferrari you motherfuckers sleep with one eye open

[des-iderate]

Gravelstappen

[des-iderate]

lewis we can be world champion i said………

[des-iderate]

“they can leave that there” tell me why i laughed out loud