in 200 years we’ll all be dead

nat • here for sports & “sports” & apparently also oasis • and some other, less predictable things • she/her

[des-iderate]

should we just kill ourselves

[ultravioletlightmyway]

literally if gollum had still been a kind of normal looking guy who had all his teeth and walked on two legs sometimes but was just as mentally unstable there would be endless gollum yaoi we would be swimming in a sea of bilbum and frollum and even samlum he could even be bald and do the funny voice and talk to himself there would still be horny reimaginings of aragorn hunting him down and gandalf interogating him its only because he's ugly that no one wants him to fuck normal looking guys

[jeanritchie]

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

[jeanritchie]

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

[local-eldritch-abomination]

[threeacresandacrow]

[bratcciardo]

| Daniel Ricciardo and Lando Norris at the Indy500 Afterparty

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aheadattheapex]

He is the cutest

[important-cat-pics]

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[catcrumb]

[rickybaby]

WHAT

[monacobby]

like ten people have already posted this but i needed it cropped in so we can truly appreciate every pixel of his pretty face

[francolapintohq]

Franco Colapinto arrives in the paddock with Maia Reficco for the F1 Grand Prix of Canada at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve in Montreal, Quebec, Canada on May 24, 2026. (Alessio Morgese)

[2008braziliangrandprix]

him checking the car 😭

[alpinegasly]

LEWIS PODIUM!!!!

[des-iderate]

a lot of these men on the soccer court or whatever it’s called are really ugly but at least the tottenham hotspurs are spiritually beautiful. maybe. depending what happens in the next 5 min

[des-iderate]

absolutely gorgeous one and all

[des-iderate]

i’m so sorry that game was the first win since when??