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Hm. He could do that. Nice big mansion that he had got off of daddy’s trust fund. Maybe she’ll turn out to like rich boys. “Excellent,” he drawled, standing up. “Ladies first.” He gestured, opening the door.
She could already tell he was some rich kid living off...
"Only for as long as you want me to be." Nikolai replied, eager to get home as quick as he can as he walked out to his car. He turned to look at her again and admired how she didn't even shiver.
"Yours~" Of course she wasn’t going to let some random dude over to her house. Letting people find out about her being an assassin for hire despite being a senior in high school was not good for business. "My place is a bit of a mess."
Hm. He could do that. Nice big mansion that he had got off of daddy's trust fund. Maybe she'll turn out to like rich boys. "Excellent," he drawled, standing up. "Ladies first." He gestured, opening the door.
"Well, you could say that." Celsius said with a smile. Placing a hand on Nikolai’s arm, she decided she had had enough drinks. Just enough to let her inhibitions go down, but not even to make her completely forget the night.
"How about you let me find out aaaaall about those things."
Nikolai placed money on the counter, signalling to the bartender that it was for her drinks.
He turned to her, playful smile on his face. "My place or yours?"
Celsius tossed her second shot back, enjoying the burn going down her throat. “Pleasure to meet you Nikolai~ Well they call me quite a few things. Good, hot, sexy among others, but my name is Celsius. Most people call me Cel though.” Or Snow if she was doing her job.
"Hm, I’m less interested in what I’m into and more interested in what you’re into."
Nikolai watched intently as she drank. She was really something. "Celsius. Now there's a name~ Must be a synonym for beautiful."
His eyes twinkled at that, voice coming out low. "I'm into quite a lot of things."
Downing one of her shots, Celsius looked at the other and smirked again. “Shouldn’t you… oh I don’t know, offer to buy me a drink before you hit on me? Or at least ask for my name?” He was pretty cute.
"I’m not sure I understand what you mean. What else would look good on me?"
Nikolai pulled out his wallet - stuffed with benjamins, sighing dramatically. "Oh, where are my manners~ I'm Nikolai. What do they call you? Other than Gorgeous, I mean." He smiled charmingly, leaning his head against his hand.
"..." Nikolai blinked. She was messing with him-- Was that a good sign? Usually girls just twirled their hair and said, 'Sure.' "Well... lots of things, if you think about it! Whip cream, caramel, honey... anything you're into. Oh, and me of course."
Celsius turned to look at the boy sitting beside her, a soft smile on her face. For a second she could have sworn it was just her and him sitting around outside as though they had known each other for years. After a second the image faded. Coming back to reality, Celsius just smirked at the boy before waving at the bartender. “Can I get two jello shooters?” Of course, if the boy was the kind she’d like to play with, he’d keep talking despite the fact that she nearly brushed him off entirely. At least, she hoped he kept trying. After all, he seemed strangely familiar.
Oh, no. Not this time.
"Mm. You know that dress you have on looks pretty great." He stubbornly continued, not phased in the slightest by being brushed off. "You know what else would look good on you?" Cue wiggling his eyebrows.
AU
Celsius walked into the club, black boots on and a skin tight white dress on her frame. She hadn’t gotten a job recently, high school was boring, and she’d had a fake id for a really long time so why not go to some random club, get hit on and leave some guys hanging. It was always fun to mess with men way to old for her and then just brush them off like they’re an annoying fly. A tiny smile crossed her face as she made her way to the bar.
Nikolai was drinking alone at a table in the back, sipping his drink quietly while soaking in the rejection of yet another pretty girl. Tonight just wasn't his night, he thought to himself as he sighed and laid his drink down. It was then that a color of white caught his attention from the corner of his eye and he slowly turned, and for a second he thought he felt a cold draft. Was that snow? Rubbing his eyes he looked up again, eyes widening. Wow. That's--
A very sexy chick.
Standing up from his position he waltzed over to the girl, drink long forgotten along with any past rejection. Trying out his most charming smile he sat beside the girl, smiling. "Why, hello there, beautiful."
G-Dragon - Missing You (Feat. Kim Yoona of Jaurim)
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
*looks around fearfully* what the hell was that-!
I AM YOUR W O R S T NIGHTMARE NIGHT.
Nightmare??? Like… Night… Which is me… But as a mare???
*insert horse with night/kirito face*
*Caz appears behind Night and in his best Leah voice whispers* Boo.
AH! What the hell is that-!?
*Allows Night to see him* I’m your worst nightmare. Not you are a mare, the scariest fucking man you’ll ever meet. *sets Night’s magazines on fire*
Holy shit-!!! Man what the hell!?!?!?wait did you just say that you were Snow's bro???
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
*shrugs* You already gave me permission to court her you can’t take it back now.
I take it back! I forbid you! I refuse to accept you as an in-law! *flails*
Too late!
*insert loud booming noise* WHICH ONE OF YOU FOOLISH MORTALS IS DATING MY DEAR LITTLE SISTER?
*looks around fearfully* what the hell was that-!
I AM YOUR W O R S T NIGHTMARE NIGHT.
Nightmare??? Like… Night… Which is me… But as a mare???
*insert horse with night/kirito face*
*Caz appears behind Night and in his best Leah voice whispers* Boo.
AH! What the hell is that-!?
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
*shrugs* You already gave me permission to court her you can’t take it back now.
I take it back! I forbid you! I refuse to accept you as an in-law! *flails*
Too late!
*insert loud booming noise* WHICH ONE OF YOU FOOLISH MORTALS IS DATING MY DEAR LITTLE SISTER?
*looks around fearfully* what the hell was that-!
I AM YOUR W O R S T NIGHTMARE NIGHT.
Nightmare??? Like... Night... Which is me... But as a mare???
*insert horse with night/kirito face*
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
… No I think I’m going to tell her. And maybe Mr Snowyman too.
*dramatically offended gasp* Then you can’t marry my sister!!!
*shrugs* You already gave me permission to court her you can’t take it back now.
I take it back! I forbid you! I refuse to accept you as an in-law! *flails*
Too late!
*insert loud booming noise* WHICH ONE OF YOU FOOLISH MORTALS IS DATING MY DEAR LITTLE SISTER?
*looks around fearfully* what the hell was that-!
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
*shrugs and half mumbles* I wonder if Snow had an older brother if he’d be saying the same thing to you…
I guess its good she doesn’t have one then… *frowns* please don’t tell her about the magazines! One bro to another!
…. No I think I’m going to tell her. And maybe Mr Snowyman too.
*dramatically offended gasp* Then you can’t marry my sister!!!
*shrugs* You already gave me permission to court her you can’t take it back now.
I take it back! I forbid you! I refuse to accept you as an in-law! *flails*
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
*shrugs and half mumbles* I wonder if Snow had an older brother if he’d be saying the same thing to you…
I guess its good she doesn’t have one then… *frowns* please don’t tell her about the magazines! One bro to another!
…. No I think I’m going to tell her. And maybe Mr Snowyman too.
*dramatically offended gasp* Then you can't marry my sister!!!
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
You remember the striping and I suggested playing monopoly. I don’t think I’m going to tempt her. And I have to take over a kingdom when I’m 18. The last thing I need is a child. Besides all things considered I don’t think you should be telling me dos and don’ts of a relationship
*sighs* okay I trust ya man
But hurt her and you’ll get a beating like no other! *points rolled up dirty magazine at him*
*shrugs and half mumbles* I wonder if Snow had an older brother if he’d be saying the same thing to you…
I guess its good she doesn't have one then... *frowns* please don't tell her about the magazines! One bro to another!
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
…. Night she’s related to /you/.
…dammit. Don’t temp her, bro! Like, seriously, please, Godddess from one guy to another I know she’s pretty but she’s my sis and I’ll seriously have to beat your ass if I find out she’s pregnant. Her fault or not. Ya get me?
You remember the striping and I suggested playing monopoly. I don’t think I’m going to tempt her. And I have to take over a kingdom when I’m 18. The last thing I need is a child. Besides all things considered I don’t think you should be telling me dos and don’ts of a relationship
*sighs* okay I trust ya man
But hurt her and you'll get a beating like no other! *points rolled up dirty magazine at him*
(Shaun) *bursts into Night's house* Night! I have a question I need to ask you and I'm not leaving until I get an answer!
*shoots up, magazines flying everywhere* Snow, its not what it looks like—! Oh, Shaun… What’d ya wanna ask buddy?
*muttering* You guys both to the ya thing… *clears his throat* Right, I won’t. I’d sooner expect her to make a move than for me to do anything. After all she is your sister.
*dying he needs air dammit*
Whoa don’t expect me to believe Skye’s gonna… Gonna… Seduce you!
…. Night she’s related to /you/.
...dammit. Don't temp her, bro! Like, seriously, please, Godddess from one guy to another I know she's pretty but she's my sis and I'll seriously have to beat your ass if I find out she's pregnant. Her fault or not. Ya get me?
