Shadow Milk Cookie’s glorious account

[descendingintodeceit]

Post an intro already!!

Ugh. Fiiiine…

Greetings, mortal Cookies. I am the thing you loathe the most, the only thing left when-

Shadow Milk Cookie.

UUUGH. If I have to do this, why can’t I do it the way I want to?

Because then people won’t know what you’re talking about!!

Fine. Let’s take this from the top.

I am the one and only, Master of Deceit, Shadow Milk Cookie.

Along with my minions, Candy Apple Cookie and Black Sapphire Cookie.

You probably knew that. Unless~?

Anyways. I’m being forced by Candy Apple Cookie to accept… queries from the general population. Against my will.

What exactly she expects me to do here or what she wants? I have no idea. She wouldn’t shut up unless I agreed..

Hehe! You got that right!

I’m still going to turn you into a card for this.

Anyways… there’s been sightings of a certain Vanilla-flavored Cookie around my Spire as of late. If it’s who I think it is, I’m going to enjoy chasing him off… ta-ta!

[descendingintodeceit]

May people message you about their ocs

mhm, we don’t mind!

[descendingintodeceit]

( decided to leave to ask )

( for deceit trio and pure vanilla )

Pure vanilla introduces his daughter dark Angel to deceit trio

The small cookie spooked at first hides behind vanilla she had black hair , big black eyes , a pale dough and wore a black hoodie and black pants

..Oh great, there’s more of them! You are NOT taking Master Shadow Milk Cookie!

Well, well, well this is an… unexpected surprise.

..I do not need more cookies running around MY Spire. I still haven’t fixed the window Candy Apple broke.

…When did you even HAVE a kid in the first place?

Shadow Milk-

NOOOOPE! Don’t wanna hear it!

[descendingintodeceit]

( can my child of pv oc interact )

ofc!! We don’t mind c:

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Candy Apple Cookie broke one of the windows again.

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Of all the years I’ve spent on Earthbread… I never would’ve thought I would meet a dragon face to face.

Or! That said dragon would actually be a cookie!

Hmm… but if that ‘Pitaya Dragon’ was a cookie, does that mean that every dragon is a cookie?

Tsk tsk, I’m getting carried away again…

[descendingintodeceit]

You look gay

..I am NOT! How DARE YOU suggest such things!

…Master Shadow Milk Cookie-

SIIILENCE!

[downtothelandofwonders]

Ship Condemners

alright, just a random fandom rant. I am tired of seeing people condemn or shame a ship based on their personal headcanons. JUST BECAUSE YOU HEADCANON THEM TO HAVE A FAMILY DYNAMIC THAT IS NOT CANON DOES NOT MEAN THAT OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR SHIPPING THEM IF THEY DONT SHARE THAT HEADCANON. PLEASE STOP. Never experienced this myself just tired of seeing it

[descendingintodeceit]

this

I hc many chars that sometimes get shipped together (in a variety of fandoms im in) as family. Does that mean I go harass people who ship them?

no

it means I go ‘oh cool’ and move on with my day because it feels like im one of the three sensible people on the internet sometimes (I’m supposed to be the unhinged one btw)

[askicetheleopard]

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

[t4tgempearl]

🐎🐴 it's. it's just horse. when did i use those emojis ;-;

[sleepybamboo]

🍸🍧

H-Huh?? When did I use these-

@marsingtonn, @floofyquenchiest, @raise-a-gla55-2-fr33d0m,

@doodle-blight

Everyone else is free to join!

[raise-a-glass-not-to-me]

❗️❤️

Guys, does this mean I'm in love? Idk...

Open tags, moots!

[lex-drawerrs]

❤️🔥

I- OKAY, THAT KINDA MAKES SENSE??

Same thing, open tags!

[goto-foreverlaurens]

😭😓　

What does this mean..😭😭

@violzial @logicalistlee-reblogs @savvysquid @rinnivin @hamilfreak @presidentkittycherk

[logicalistlee]

i was tagged on my reblog acc but this deserves to be on my main heh

💛😊 those are my last 2 omg... maybe I die happily maybe

@funnwhoa @glitchheart1828 @versdiamondtears

oh and @lutherinterlude ← I hope yours is something like exploding bed or deadly burp or something slash jay..

open tags also

[funnwhoa]

😖😊are my last two ^^ @kyleetryme @sawoqa @peggy-schuyler-2 @nickelpilled

errrmm and any one else ^^

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

😍😁

Accurate honestly.

No pressure tagging @sabba-tumbling, @moral-panick, @enjonine1832, @zzalina, @lucio-moonschild, @legendoflina @theamazingmurderrocks, @andespeppermintcandies, @darkmentalitystarfish-blog, @ghostopossum123, and @yeoldecryptid

+ open tags

[andescandieses]

💔👅

......i'm not even gonna argue that

tagging @jitterfidget @char-char-f0x @slaughtermegently @frogartist-alex @thaililacbreeze n open tags!!!!

[char-char-f0x]

🥲🏳️‍🌈

… uh… why?…. When did I use the flag?!

Tags: @the-offical-papa @scribble-clover @alaskan-wallflower @fefe-the-cat @t-rattykatyy @sixinchswitchblxde @rykerthebread @l0cal-dumb4ss @happysaly @quinck :3 if you don’t wish to be tagged in tag games you can tell me ;3

[l0cal-dumb4ss]

💔🥹

OH…! Well, that’s interesting..

Tags : @kunisunsacc,, @roxy4life2,, and others since I don’t have a lot of friends 😔

[kunisunsacc]

💔❗️

whag 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

@wtellmemontseimsilly @kiryancat @lunakatee @crymsonmoon @lulustartime1 and open (i cant remember)

[kiryancat]

👍🏽👍

vro what </3

@blu3berry4non @badthingzz @lucyzheng @loiyourlocalperson @teachertwoofficial @lustfuldemonlady @nico-flo @toastoffical @weretyplosion2707 @the-here-guy + open tags!

[lustfuldemonlady]

♍️⛓

THE FIRST ONE'S MY ZODIAC SIGN LOL-

well, it does mean maiden

and i'm a maiden ♀ irl-

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@toastoffical @zephyr-the-artist @dante-the-potato @soraxkairiakamextoastoffical @starsandstuffyayyy @shadowh00pa @victoria33787 @ask-null-bf

[vivi33787]

🌀🌟

wait pure vanilla for yellow and blue for shadow milk

MY NEW PRONOUNS ARE PVC/SMC

/sar

Anyway tagging my moots now

@goldiedoesartist62 @j3lly-b34nz @panfandomgoblin @b1gg3stb1gack @ch3ckk0utsid3lmaao @virtuedoll @meijun2763

[virtuedoll]

🌾✔

i am verified wheat now.

open tags!

[meduka-orangejuice]

🤩🐬

I just wanna be part of your SYMPHONY

[descendingintodeceit]

🎉🫡

what the shit does this even mean

[descendingintodeceit]

hey shadow milk whats 1 + 1

..There is no way you can be serious….

Anyways, the correct answer is 6(1/3 x 1) + 2 x 0.

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I’M HIJACKING THIS JUST TO SAY THAT I HATE THAT STUPID BLAND VANILLA COOKIE!!

Why does HE get all of Master Shadow Milk Cookie’s attention now when me and Sapphie are the ones who dragged him back here?

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I heard a Cookie tell a lie about not doing their homework. Of all things to lie about. HOMEWORK! I don’t know if i should be offended or embarrassed…

…Have you perhaps tried talking to that Cookie?

You have no say in this.

..Alright…

[descendingintodeceit]

Sometimes I look at Cookies and think;

This is what I spent millennia trying to teach?

[descendingintodeceit]

I’m being forced to write this by Candy Apple. Bleh.