Drink water.

I’m Derek, I’m 29, and I have terminal stupid bitch disease

[requiem-on-water]

“Hero”, (1952) oil on panel by Stuart Dunkel

[mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529]

[himynameisemail]

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fadeintoyou1993]

top 10 glee characters if im honest

[pokemonheritageposts]

Do you think Icarus would be into wax play, or would that be a trigger for him?

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

[pokemonheritageposts]

i fear we are losing the sacred texts

[dogpuppy]

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[flipchild]

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

[dyrdeer]

[projectjiggly]

yay water yay!

[oldshowbiz]

Vanna White gets fan letters from babies who can't even write or talk

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[bobdylanyaoi]

i feel bad about blocking porn bots sometimes like shit what IF ashley6507 is into bob dylan yaoi

[ashley6507]

we can have other interests

[bobdylanyaoi]

oh my god ashley….

[marlbororedsperv]

First thing in the morning and last thing at night, my bedside cabinet reinforces what I need most in life - and what provides intense rewards when I make it priority.

At the start and end of each day in bed, the compulsive ritual Communion ensures that my mind, lungs and soul are fucked by my Master and God, Marlboro, as HE grips my Cock and pumps it with lust and worship for HIM. Hail Marlboro!

[rednines]

This has a million notes to me

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[mymilkhasice]

@anatomical-puppet

[allegedly-human]

for those wondering what bart baiting is, @pregnantradford explained in the comments: Its when a homer (enemy) stands still too attract barts, pretending to be afk, this is a good tactic in games because barts like to circle homers when they are inactive