Bird

Ough

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[reginaldqueribundus]

other fighting games be like: here’s our fighting game, you can punch, kick or fireball. your character options are 38 variations on “buff angry dude”, 2 chicks in bikinis and a panda

smash bros be like: welcome to the shit show. some of the characters have literal guided missiles and some of em are fighting with their bare hands. we got buff angry dudes too but wouldn’t you rather be a potted plant or a baby dragon in a clown car? you want a girl character? do you prefer princess, paintball squid or dog? lookit this guy, he’s just a fukn…2-dimensional lcd man but we put him in the game anyway. what the fcuk is a “health bar"? you win by knocking the other guy offscreen. here’s a random sledgehammer. btw god is a glove and you have to kill him. HAVE FUN

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

[toddcoward69]

Elder Scrolls 6 development leak :

[skarchomp]

objectively mystery inc could beat light yagami

[skarchomp]

even assuming he learns shaggy's real name and the death note works on a dog, ryuk could not kill shaggy with a heart attack. the man's immune to them. so ryuk would have to chase them down and they'd turn a corner and when he catches up to them they're decked out in juggalo makeup and berate him for being late for the show and pull him on stage where the special guest stars icp do a song and spray ryuk with faygo and when he tries to chase scooby and shaggy again he'd slip on the soda.

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[ruriginzuishou]

The Avengers gif here is definitely a sign this post is from 2013

[ianthe]

it will never dieeeeeeeee and neither will iiiiiiiii

[painwithoutplot]

if you have a very strong/powerful character and you DON'T muzzle and chain them and beat it into them that they're only good as a blunt instrument of violence and use their completely natural reactions to this mistreatment as 'proof' that they're innately dangerous and the mistreatment is necessary + justified then what's even the point tbh

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[kaylmao]

[kaylmao]

[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[chimerakisu]

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[maxleggy]

i love that maned wolf pups also do the canine thing where they feet too big for their got damn they, but because they also have the long ass legs they end up looking way more normally proportioned than the adults. like this:

like those are regular wolf proportions

[yourfaveisintersex]

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

[icewingassasin]

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Oh my god?????

Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????

[yourfaveisintersex]

:)

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[vithcy]

How it feels to post about your ocs even though only 2 people care about them