Goat bites person at petting zoo 405 times

Known as the bitch who got locked out of their account right after reblogging 100+ heart lockets ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- (He/Him - It/Its - They/ Them - Ve/Va/Ves - Cad/Cadus/Caduceus - Vwoop/Vwoops) i am full of stress and anxiety Welcome to this mess of a blog filled with memes,fandom stuff and ocassional drawings! call me Mischief ya nutjobs. In Pale Kismesistude with @utaite-mun and Squidmesistude with @truncatedgrip

[voidgremlinguege]

-shitty party favor noise- hi i made a strawpage, get silly with it or smth

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[thepinkpestilence]

i wish to kiss everyone who uses it/its pronouns and is pushing 30 in 2026

[iamoutofideas]

if you’re using it/its >30 you have more mental fortitude than those monks that don’t flinch when getting kicked in the nuts

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Yay it/its elders!!

We love to see it, we need to see more of it

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[mrskayathefrog]

[dotty-literati]

One year retrospective

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[chrliekclly]

confuse spell

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[l0stvegas]

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

[snow-nose]

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

[enigma-absolute]

[l0stvegas]

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

[sailatina3]

Why is glasses Makima genuinely the cutest thing ever....

[sailatina3]

NO ITS NOT NO ITS NOT NO ITS NOT NONONONONONONONO

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[hoodiesnightmares]

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

[theuglymachine]

I was commissioned to make a spearhead in the shape of a great egret

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun