U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead

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U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead
*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
I’m in love with this post
how are ya feeling?
in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same
IN CELEBRATION OF ROBIN WILLIAMS
21st July 1951 — 11th August 2014
“You’ve got to be crazy. It’s too late to be sane. Too late. You’ve got to go full-tilt bozo. ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness, and if you lose that… you’re nothing. Note, from me to you… don’t ever lose that, cause it keeps you alive.”
— ROBIN WILLIAMS, Live at The Roxy, 1978
[IMAGE ID: vibrant 540px ten-gif gifset of Robin Williams in several of his most prominent films, listed below:
John Keating in Dead Poets Society (1989) Peter Pan Banning in Hook (1991) Daniel Hillard/Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs Doubtfire (1993) Alan Parrish in Jumanji (1995) Philip Brainard in Flubber (1997) Armand Goldman in The Birdcage (1996) Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting (1997) Andrew Martin in Bicentennial Man (1999) Maxwell “Wizard” Wallace in August Rush (2007) Theodore Roosevelt in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014). END ID.]
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WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT
catholic pez
Fancy seeing you here
(via)
person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Good things are happening 🧿
Things that are meant to be are falling into place 🧿
mike’s completely normal lemonade
mikes super fucked up and extremely evil lemonade