I rans out of bread :(((((((((((((

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chucks some homemade bread at you and runs

:0000 braed

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Rubix cube unsolvable. Desperate times

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Rubix cube unsolvable. Desperate times

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@desperate-times-offical my love, I brought bread!

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Bread and fiance? Desperate times are over :DDD

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I brought normal and garlic :)

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Gimme both, I love bread

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More than me? D:

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I love you more than everything in the world

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I love you too <3

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:D

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@desperate-times-offical my love, I brought bread!

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Bread and fiance? Desperate times are over :DDD

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I brought normal and garlic :)

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Gimme both, I love bread

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More than me? D:

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I love you more than everything in the world

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@desperate-times-offical my love, I brought bread!

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Bread and fiance? Desperate times are over :DDD

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I brought normal and garlic :)

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Gimme both, I love bread

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@desperate-times-offical my love, I brought bread!

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Bread and fiance? Desperate times are over :DDD

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i make you fiance, gimme a sec lol

Yayayaayayayayayay :D

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sorry desperate**

Spelling okay, I’m not :(

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are you still without your drastic measures? (anon asking becuz this sounds fun to do)

Fiancé still not here :((((

Desperate times

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duo idea! so the phrase 'desperate times call for desperate measures'

desperate-times-offical and desperate-measures-offical

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reblogs political memes with the tag #desperate times and nothing else

makes posts like: 'ran out of bread today. desperate times. #@desperate-measures-offical i need you

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reblogs everything desperate-times-offical says with 'it's ok i'm here my beloved i got you!

makes posts like: just went and bought 17 loafs of garlic bread. desperate measures so my beloved will never have to experience the loathsome absence of garlic bread again

additionally

the blogs are canonically married in the officalverse

bonus points if you talk like depressed victorian children

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*dramatic cough that definitely was not needed* No fiancé spotted. Desperate times.