Ideas for new Officalverse Accounts!

Patron Saint of Officallings | want to make an officalverse account but don't have any ideas for one? i got you fam :)

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Intro post

want to make an officalverse blog but don't know who/ what you want to be? don't worry, new officalverse blogs (affectionately known as officallings) is what i do! i got LOTS of extra ideas i'm not using, and the asks are always open if you have an idea you aren't using that you want me to post!

-feel free to take any ideas i post as long as they aren't already claimed (you don't need to give credit, but it's always appreciated cause it helps more people find this blog and spread the ideas!)

-if you claim an idea, please let me know in the comments of the post you got the idea from so i can:

1) easily find the original post to edit and tag with 'idea claimed!'

2) follow you!

Asks policy:

(aka sorry for the long list of rules, just want people to understand why i didn't respond to their ask, and hopefully avoid some of these in the future)

I will not be responding to asks that include any of the following:

-telling me about a blog you've already made. (if it's from an idea i posted, please let me know in the comments of the original post! if you're trying to self promo... why are you here? i have maaaybe 20 something followers on this blog? it's not gonna help much lol, go tag satan-offical or something instead)

-if the idea has been created since you sent me the ask

-if you say 'does this exist? cause i'll make it if not' or anything to that effect. your tumblr also has a search bar, you don't need me to tell you if something exists or not, and the asks are for ideas you aren't using. (nuance; if you give me an idea and then decide after seeing my additions to it that you really want to make it, i'm not gonna be mad! i promise)

-anything nsfw

-generally, anything that's not an idea. i don't like putting non-ideas in my feed on this blog so i'm just going to stop responding to asks with that

~if your ask doesn't include any of these then i will get to it at some point, it may just take me a day or two!~

useless info about me/this blog:

-i use too many exclamation points, so just assume everything is /gen unless i specify otherwise

-i put some variation of 'have fun' as the last tag of every ideas post and idek why

i also mod @mayhem-offical >:3 and @orange-solo-cup-offical

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I HAVE AN IDEA

emoticons-offical

Ya know these guys:

:] :D :3 etc.

I think itd be silly and I dont think its been done yet

omg emoticons! i love these things so much you have no idea

-would respond to everything with emoticons

-bonus if it's the completely wrong emotion like, someone posts 'my plants are dying...' and they just reblog with ' :D '

-could post an emoticon of the day! like ' ^^ can be used to denote cuteness, happiness, innocence, and a cheerful, playful, and/or teasing tone!

there's a whole wikipedia page of emoticons to help you out if you need ideas too!

i love this idea, thank you so much anon!

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mad libs official! they ask people for like verbs and adjectives and nouns and whatever and when they respond they write out the full thing with the additions!

oh no, not the mad libs... *remembering the horrors from one particular game of mad libs at my old school* *do not play mad libs with a room full of middle schoolers unless you want Regrets /hj*

ok ok, this would actually be a super funny blog tho. i would love to see this join the officalverse, someone should absolutely make it!

thanks for the idea gay-chaoses!

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two separate ideas

lorekeeper official (idk if its been done already): documents the lore and other antics of the officialverse

questgiver official: randomly bestows side quests to the members of the officialverse

omg, these are both incredible ideas!

we really need a lorekeeper tbh, even i have completely lost track

apparently there's been like 3 more wars now? several attempted coups? evil alliences, polycules, officalverse politics are almost as fucked up as irl ones... the things i miss because of school

and i would love a sidequest, that would be so much fun!

Thanks for the idea anon!

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oh please tell me someone hasn't done this yet........ @tylenol-offical

OMG IT'S STILL AVAILABLE! ok someone make this please please please i'm begging you someone must

you know why

this needs to exist pleaseeee

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duo idea! so the phrase 'desperate times call for desperate measures'

desperate-times-offical and desperate-measures-offical

desperate-times-offical

reblogs political memes with the tag #desperate times and nothing else

makes posts like: 'ran out of bread today. desperate times. #@desperate-measures-offical i need you

desperate-measures-offical

reblogs everything desperate-times-offical says with 'it's ok i'm here my beloved i got you!

makes posts like: just went and bought 17 loafs of garlic bread. desperate measures so my beloved will never have to experience the loathsome absence of garlic bread again

additionally

the blogs are canonically married in the officalverse

bonus points if you talk like depressed victorian children

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*dramatic cough that definitely was not needed* No fiancé spotted. Desperate times.

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WOAH, someone dug this up from the depths of my blog? i loved this idea, i'm so glad someone found it!!!

Reblogging instead of just editing the original post cause WE NEED A desperate-measures-offical!!! please get this blog a fiancé!

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poison-ivy-offical!

like. the character? or the plant? i mean, yes, either way.

...you probably meant the character, right? but like. the plant would be really funny tho-- go infect officals with poison ivy, spread chaos and pain ehehehhe... ok ok i'll stop with the villain arc now lol.

this could also create more jobs for the doctor related officals! in fact, i think i saw a new one of those around here the other day actually...

thanks for the idea thevalkyrieflies!

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apple that falls on people’s heads when they are talking stupid

well that's... specific, but definitely funny! i know many people who need to be bonked by the silly apple...

speaking of which, does 'apple-that-falls-on-peoples-heads-when-they're-talking-stupid-offical' this even fit as a url? we may need to shorten that to silly-apple-offical or bonk-apple-offical or something lol

10/10 points for silliness, thanks for the idea anon!

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black-mold-offical ;)

i feel like... this is referring to something, or referencing something... i do not know. i will update if someone tells me. regardless, if you do know and are looking for an offical blog idea, make this! it seems chaotic idk

thanks for the idea anon!

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alignment chart officals!

like, an offical that posts alignment charts, or, like. lawful-good-offical, neutral-evil-offical, chaotic-neural-offical... all of those omg all of those need to exist yes yes yes

(I DIBS CHAOTIC-GOOD-OFFICAL... no wait i have too many blogs i don't post on already no no bad idea no i can't)

ok yes people make all of these please this needs to happen!!!

thanks for the idea gay-chaoses!

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new idea: cargo shorts official

people can put stuff in the pockets and request to retrieve something random

its dumb i know

ooo, this is fun! the idea of a storage space in general is such a cool concept. like, a Mary Poppins bag offical? somewhere that can both store and gift random things... cargo shorts definitely works for that too. 10/10 for whimsy, i approve!

thanks for the idea anon!

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Biggie-cheese-offical

ack my inbox, i've been ignoring my inbox, aughh... i'm back! i'm here!

and... oh. this is. uhhh ok then! sure, why not? someone have fun with that!

... thanks for the idea, evil-bread-offical!

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Dnd dice offical.. can be any dice, leading to multiple dice offical blogs

I shall claim d20-offical

oh dnd... i've always wanted to learn how to play xd, but alas i have not found anyone to teach me yet... therefore i cannot add much to this idea, but i do agree that these should totally exist! bring the dice to the officalverse!

thanks for the idea purelunaris!

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timeloop-offical, I would make it but then again I have enough blogs already

not the time loop 😭

no someone should definitely make this tho

it's like the officalverse version of rickrolling now istg

thanks for the idea 3rte!

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hello offical

greets people on random posts

goodbye offical

says bye to people on random posts

ooo sure!

my thoughts:

i feel like these have so much potential to be very ominous, especially goodbye-offical... i love it

could inspire related forms, like greetings-offical and farewell-offical (the victorian child sounding versions of hello-offical and goodbye-offical), that would be funny

hi-bye-offical, the child of hello-offical and goodbye-offical...

these ideas have much potential for chaos and whimsy, i approve! thanks for the idea anon, i hope someone makes these!

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Glitch-official

woah wait, i thought we had one of these? but i just checked and apparently not, somehow! so yes, this definitely needs to happen!

-spread (pretend, hopefully) glitches and viruses through the officalverse!

-make those cursed glitched posts i see sometimes, the ones with the broken notes stuff, idk if it's possible to do on purpose, but if it is...

-join the tech officals!

thanks for the idea calicocat-offical!

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anonymous idea from the officalverse discord: omen-offical !

my ideas:

-post omens but they're just. wildly random. 'ate bread today, that's a omen. it's gonna rain tomorrow. just fyi.'

-alternatively, since anything is 10x funnier if you make it unnecessarily specific... 'ate 3.6 pieces of bread today, that's an omen. it's gonna rain in 13 days at 4am. you've been warned, mark your calendars...'

-posts 'omens' that predict things that are completely inevitable. 'saw a fork on the ground today... i predict that the sun is going to rise tomorrow morning. in the morning.'

-reblog things like 'this is an omen' and it has absolutely nothing to do with omens. someone posts 'wow it was really sunny today!' reblog with 'that's an omen.' if someone asks what exactly it's an omen of... them problem. never explain.

there's so much more you could do with this, but here's a few things to get you started anyways!

thanks for the idea anonymous discord person, this was a lot of fun to write and i really hope someone makes this blog!