brain rot

milo / 22 /  he, they

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[thelonelyplayboy]

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[despicableratbastard]

fart in a thong, call that air on g string

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[samioli]

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

[kosmogrl]

well let’s see if I care

[kosmogrl]

I DO

[mentalhealth]

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

[soil-boy]

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[dahppled]

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)